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@Rosepetal wrote:

Oh dear we are cross aren’t we!

Nice plate of pasta and a chocolate dessert is what you need!

OK, I’ve calmed down a bit now ….. until tonight’s idiot so-called forecast !!!

I know that you pine for more puns like this, but with me at the ‘elm there will be loads more punishment with my birch . As an elder member here, I have that right.

Let’s leaf that aside and branch out a bit then – OK?

Ah … so it found more errors that the freebie eh? Now all you need to do when you’ve used it is minimise it and it will go to a tiny little icon on your system tray and continue running in the background.

Open it by right clicking on the little icon and select “Open Registry Mechanic” and you get the start scanning screen … then let ‘er…[Read more]

Can we change to tree jokes please ‘cos Im Sycamore jokes about fish – Oak (OK)???

@WooHoo wrote:

I like Will though.. Wanna adopt him, and keep him for my pest.. :(

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@Lovely Lady wrote:

For ” cod’s ” hake now stop the squabbling !!!

Hey I’m a ” dab ” hand at sorting people out …..now this isn’t the ” school ” playground so behave lol :lol: :lol:

Aren’t we a little ray of sunshine then???

@WooHoo wrote:

I have faith in the British Weather Foundation.

IF Michael Fish say’s it’s going to rain, then it is.. He’s da daddy of Weather is Michael.. :lol:

Michael Fish (or poisson) …. really??? Is that the same Michael Fish that so accurately predicted the worst storm recorded last century ….. NOT !!!

@Fi-Fi- wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In spite of the Media constantly slating her for being “thick”; “stupid”; “uneducated” and so on ….. she has been bright enough to hire Max Clifford to represent her with the Media and to ensure that she stays in the full glare of publicity as long as possible.

Seems like a pretty clever thing to do eh? At least…

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Hmmmmmmmm !!!! :twisted:

Yes it’s a mammal, but there’s no need to fall off your perch over it.

I’ve tried several over the years Yoda and I’ve found that Registry Mechanic is one of the few that does exactly what it says on the tin.

Also, I’m always…[Read more]

There’s no Plaice for comments like that on here.

It can be if you want it to be Pete.

The first lesson is from Johnny Craddock entitled “How to make doughnuts that look like Fanny’s”

It wasn’t even foggy in Dover (see Metcheck weather forecast) >>> http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=Dover <<<

As for Sian Lloyd’s mouth – it’s totally out of proportion with the rest of her face. Oh and the blokes are mostly all poofs…

@Lovely Lady wrote:

I’m shocked PB – one murder may be put down to lust – two might be an unbalanced mind but thirteen for gods sake………………. :shock: :shock:

The man has no sense of morals or how to behave in society so keep him locked up !!

( And if you were related to one of the victims – maybe your view would be…

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@Fi-Fi– wrote:

But apart from making the Yorkshire Police look like fools (which isn’t too difficult to achieve) he didn’t do anything out of the ordinary for a convicted murderer. Loads of people commit murder; get a life sentence; and are released in 12 years or less.

PB – he didnt make the Yorkshire Police look like fools it was the system at…

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I can’t see what’s so especially terrible about his crimes. He murdered several women, which clearly makes him a very dangerous bloke – to prostitutes at any rate.

But apart from making the Yorkshire Police look like fools (which isn’t too difficult to achieve) he didn’t do anything out of the ordinary for a convicted murderer. Loads of people…[Read more]

In spite of the Media constantly slating her for being “thick”; “stupid”; “uneducated” and so on ….. she has been bright enough to hire Max Clifford to represent her with the Media and to ensure that she stays in the full glare of publicity as long as possible.

Seems like a pretty clever thing to do eh? At least she will get loads of money out…[Read more]

Awwwwww (again) :oops: :oops: :oops: