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So I anticipate that you’ll be writing to the Independent Police Complaints Authority to complain about this terrible and disproportionate use of Police resources in dealing with a public indecency offence, when they should have been chasing around after real criminals???

Banks being robbed; homes being burgled; and all they could do was…[Read more]

I’d like to be an old fishwife for an hour or so. :lol:

@will wrote:

munny makes the world go round.

A very astute observation Will.

a) there’s no such offence of “pissing in a public place”
b) if it was your wall he was pissing all over you might possibly be slightly less outraged at the Police doing something about it.
c) Public indecency offences, such as the one you describe, are invariably dealt with by an ‘on the spot’ fixed penalty notice and not by arrest, followed by…[Read more]

“Detective Constable Jon Knox, of Hampshire Police, added: ‘This is a very sad situation, and this man has now parted with a huge sums of money through his own good nature (i.e total stupidity).

‘We do not want anyone else to fall foul of this kind of shocking activity so if you think you’ve been scammed by Nigerian fraudsters …………………[Read more]

You might as well tax the fat as they’re going to get crapped on by HMRC, just like the rest of us. At least it will give fatties a chance of blubbing that they have been yet again unfairly discriminated against.

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Dear Fat Bastard,

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An excellent evening and great fun was had by one and all. Well done to both captains and to their respective teams.

BTW: I DID get the “Stanley Matthews” question right – only about 10 minutes after everybody else. Not easy this quiz thingy is it?

Hmmmmmm…… he should have tasered the cat first – just to see if it worked you understand !!!

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

Ok Pb but if nobody else will, will you do tonight?

:) [/b]

Actually..everyone on our team HAS had a go at the phone-in..so it’s only fair that PB takes his turn tonight.
Yodles my love..you’re the Captain..but as Vice Captain *coughs* let me help you out..
PB you’re on the phone-in tonight.

Esme, I’d love to…[Read more]

@Cas wrote:

@NCb wrote:

Sooooooo who is guilty of this crime? Eh?
Noun 1. panto – an abbreviation of pantomime
dumb show, pantomime, mime – a performance using gestures and body movements without words.

Are you sayin that PB is dumb then NCb :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-

Ooooohhhh no she isn’t !!!

@NCb wrote:

………I know I/we have lost some friends here through genuine death …..

…..as opposed to the other type of death I suppose :shock:

@Yoda wrote:

I need someone to phone in.. cos i sound like scooby doo at the moment.. so any volunteers … PB.. :) :D

I’ll happily take a turn – along with all the other team members, but how about you give one of the others a go, especially those who haven’t done it yet.

Who knows, we might have a shy star amongst us who just needs the chance…[Read more]

Oooohhhhh Yes it is !!!

Hows about “Yoda’s Warriors” – (as in Jedi warrior???)

I suppose that Yoda’s yodellers doesn’t really inspire confidence does it ???

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