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Glad we got that cleared up then !!!

I miss you ….. oh sorry – there you are :lol: :lol: :lol:

The bit that amuses me most out of all this is when the lunatic fringe emerges from where they have been lurking and start giving interviews to the Daily Mail (and other such tabloid rags for the semi-literate).

You can almost guarantee that whtever the ‘disaster’ there will always be at least one (if not several) who swear blind that it was…[Read more]

I expect that the streets of London are being combed for it as we speak (or type!).

I feel sorry for her protection officer who is dountless being unmercifully mocked by the entire Met.

@blackkettle wrote:

puts a message in poli’s box

You might want to rephrase that a bit blackkettle – particularly the reference to “Poli’s box”. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@CherryBomb wrote:

…………..Just as well my cam has stopped working, imagine their disappointment when I turned it on. :- O:)

So it wasn’t you that broke the wind turbine then eh Cherry???

So on the one hand we have a perfectly rational and believable explanation from Bas (metal fatigue) …… and on the other hand we have allegations of UFO’s; mysterious balls of light; and space creatures with long tentacles from a bunch of half mad Daily Mail readers.

I wonder which version the conspiracy theorists would go for eh???

(What…[Read more]

Don’t you just love this sort of thing??? It brings out all the raving loonies, who are always lurking in the background, just waiting for any excuse to air their ludicrous conspiracy theories.

“UFO expert Russ Kellett said: ‘We are very, very excited about this.”

Yeah I’ll bet he is. Can’t wait to convene another meeting of Lunatics I…[Read more]

…. and the best bit is that, as she left the car unlocked (with the keys inside it) the Theft cover on her motor insurance policy is negated.

What’s the betting that her next car will be a crappy old Volvo – nobody would want to steal one of those.

@bon bon wrote:

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaa

I aquired 2 rats on Xmas Eve

Would it make sense to call in Rentokil, or even your Local Authority pest control department, to rid your home of rats??? After all it can’t be terribly encouraging for visitors to see rats scurrying around all over the place can it?

…. and now look at you eh?

But you can Reason …. you can !!!

BTW: I don’t want to be thought unnecessarily pedantic …. but you can’t “hear” things on here, you can only read them.

Having posted this news yesterday morning – I picked it up from a private anti-fraud network I belong to – look what “The Government” has released today…..

@Government Press Release wrote:

Fraudsters are trying to trick the public into handing over personal financial details in the run-up to the annual tax self-assessment deadline, the…

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and mine

@WooHoo wrote:

I could have done that kind of research for less money, and in half the time! What did they do? Send questionnaires out to schools?

No this was all original research carried out by teams of researchers from Liverpool John Moores University – an institution well known locally for the vigour of its academic studies.

Apparently…[Read more]

To be fair to the 4 year old, he was provoked into doing it. The babysitter not only trod on his foot but to make matters worse, she failed to apologise afterwards.

God knows what the little chap would have done if…[Read more]

This is reminiscent of the Wayne Bobbitt matter – he was emasculated by his then wife, who having done the deed ….. threw it away.

Ironically, Wayne’s ”hit rate” has increased enormously as curious females want…[Read more]

When I read the thread title, I thought that GM was referring to an item of her underwear.

It now seems that I might have been mistaken.

BTW – I do apologise to you most sincerely for not mentioning that the power failure work around will also work in Microsoft Excel.

If using MS Word is too complicated then maybe the MS Excel solution will fit the bill.

I suspect that one or two members might be suggesting that ‘bon bon’ could possibly have some sort of connection with ‘RATS’.

She should be gRATeful that they care.