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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Christmas lights ….. spot the Chav in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
Great idea WooHoo …. you could make an absolute fortune out of this you know.
An inflatable Chav Santa, suitably attired with the latest Chav accessories, and fitted with flashing coloured lights and mounting brackets so that it can be hung externally from the windows of a tower block or council house.
We’d have to think of an inappropriate…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Fat grumpy pig !!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
If my memory serves me correctly, it was the Sunday Sport that ran the headline (and story) “World War 2 Bomber Found on the Moon” ….. not a London bus.
As you would expect, this story was taken sufficiently seriously by Media geeks around the world that it caused a major storm of denial and factual articles everywhere to PROVE that the story…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Fat grumpy pig !!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
@WooHoo wrote:
……..People come from all over to see this pig.. Jeez.. I have a dog that can walk backwards whilst reciting the lords prayer, and even Viz weren’t interested in that story!!
Viz never was a stylish mag anyway, so it’s no surprise that they and their semi-literate readers wouldn’t recognise a reversing dog if they saw one -…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Christmas lights ….. spot the Chav in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
Coloured lights – Chavvy ….. but not flashing less so.
However, “Bah Humbug” as a Christmas statement implies a knowledge of Charles Dickens and is therefore definitely NOT Chavvy.
Well done Quiet Man and welcome to the world of non commercial and non Chavvy Christmas.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Christmas lights ….. spot the Chav in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
In which case Dawny, you are hereby declared to be living in a Chav free zone. Well done !
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Christmas lights ….. spot the Chav in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
You have a good point there Sarah, maybe the credit crunch HAs intervened.
A house around a mile from ours was unanimously voted “Charver of the year” for two years running. This was because the owner had literally covered every part of the house in strings of flasjing coloured lights as well as having some 15 or so illuminated Santas; reindeer;…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Microsoft IE7 in the board Technical Q&A 17 years, 5 months ago
BTW: There have been a spate of e-mails recently that appear to come from Microsoft – but in fact do not.
Here is their security warning:
Recognize and avoid fraudulent e-mail to Microsoft customers:
If you receive an e-mail message that claims to be distributing a Microsoft security update, it is a hoax that may contain malware or pointers to…[Read more] -
ForumHostPB replied to the topic Microsoft IE7 in the board Technical Q&A 17 years, 5 months ago
Further to the above – I’ve just received this mail from Microsoft:
Download urgent security update for Internet Explorer
Today Microsoft released an urgent security update for Windows Internet Explorer. Because the flaw may expose computers to remote code execution, the severity rating for this security update is critical.
From the moment we…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic XMAS RADIO QUIZ 16th December in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 5 months ago
Thank you Cath for your kind comments, and may I also add my personal thanks and congratulations to all involved in last night’s Christmas quiz for the superb way in which it was conducted.
I loved the friendly atmosphere and the good natured rivalry between the two teams. Wern’t some of the questions difficult though? They even defied Googling…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Microsoft IE7 in the board Technical Q&A 17 years, 5 months ago
There will always be so-called security flaws in Windows (all versions); Internet Explorer; Windows Media Player and so on, just as there will always be people out there trying to steal your personal information for their own (usually criminal) purposes.
Why??? Because it is incredibly tempting for “hackers” to spend (collectively) thousands of…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …. THE WINNER !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
Sorry about the word count Sir Actor – I’ll try harder next time.
BTW for someone who is “as forgettable as Leon Jackson” Alexandra hasn’t done too badly so far. She is well on track to have the Christmas No 1 hit.
More that 105,000 copies of her cover of the Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah were downloaded on the first day of its release, beating…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …. THE WINNER !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
Interestingly enough the “usual suspects” are moaning and whingeing in this morning’s Media already.
Simon was soooooooooo unfair to poor little Eoghan and JLS and letting Alexandra perform a duet with Beyonce gave her an unfair advantage over the other two finalists. Well boo bloody hoo……. they lost and she won so get over it!
She was…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …. THE WINNER !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
…. yes it seems her services for switching on Christmas lights all over Scroteland are very much in demand – that is when she isn’t monologuing on about her vagina.
Ah well, a carreer as a pop diva cannot be easy eh?
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …. THE WINNER !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
Wasn’t she the one that won Pop Idol many years ago?? As I recall she was slightly ”tubby” (i.e. she finished off all the canteen pies before each show) and couldn’t get into her costumes with ease.
She was a role model for deep fried Mars bar eaters.
Where is she now???
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …. THE WINNER !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
@ForumHostPB on November 10th wrote:
………… I have an ever stronger feeling that Alex might well be the 2008 winner. she is becoming more and more assured and has a lovely personality.
….and so it came to pass …. Alexandra won and absolutely deservedly so.
Her duet with Beyonce was absolutely stunning. the downloads of her Christmas…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Miserable old humbug in the board Getting serious 17 years, 5 months ago
Very nice too Dawny, I’ve often wondered where the Tooth Fairy lives – now I know.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic For the Grinches of Christmas in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
…… and big hands = big gloves !
BTW: I think that some American women might be just a little bit obsessed with ‘size’
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic For the Grinches of Christmas in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 5 months ago
……… size of their hands perhaps ?????
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Bloody useless social workers in the board Getting serious 17 years, 5 months ago
You know Slayer, I think that you may well be correct on this and my memory is playing tricks again…… anyway it was (allegedly) Portsmouth and not Southampton.
i did find this article in the Guardian though >>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2001/feb/04/childrensservices.socialcare
>>> which seems to support the view that militant…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Miserable old humbug in the board Getting serious 17 years, 5 months ago
@Pete wrote:
Something is really really wrong here.
Santa has EIGHT Reindeer – even the picture half way through the video shows EIGHT. Everybody knows that Santa has EIGHT Reindeer ….. and yet …… and yet ….. Gene Autrey has got it all wrong!!!
The song starts by naming them:
1 Dasher
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Vixen
5. Comet
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