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So you’ve had a sex change operation recently ….. at least it was successful.

“Good morning Mrs Woo Hoo and thank you for attending this interview for the post of ‘Owl Impersonation Officer’.

“Too Wit Too Woo Hoo” ….. “Hang on a moment …. are you taking the piss ?????”

Isn’t this the famous Spinnaker Tower in Portsmouth??? I vaguely recall that it was to be the location of a JC meet or something????

@Pete wrote:

So if you want to win a war by chopping childrens heads off no one can complain because it’s war so you can do whatever you want

…. or more conventionally, by killing the other side’s combatants. Generally speaking, decapitating children isn’t a good military strategy, mainly because they usually don’t shoot at you and try to kill you.

Richard O’Brien …. a balding poofter.

Sodomy.

“Ethnic cleansing” depends entirely on which side of a conflict you are.

Dead men tell no tales.

@Pete wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Or alternatively…………

No 49: Visit an NHS dentist and ask him to drill REALLY deep into an upper tooth (without anaesthetic) to see how far up the drill can go.

are you Kate ?

Whilst theoretically anything is possible …… I checked downwards just now and I’m definitely male – so NO I’m not Kate.

OMG !!!!! I can’t leave this place for a moment before yet another Forum 3 user (allegedly) snuffs it.

It’s behind you !!!

@tuffty wrote:

Goodmorn or Evening Friends

I,v just joined this humble abode and am now trying to find my way around……i have had a little peek at one or two poats and will now try to join in the chat …..any advice you can offer would be much appriciated …..as for me….i,m a hopeless speller and i can,t see a spellcheck…

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….. and quite right too. The “poor” people in Sutton simply dump their rubbish all over the place and then expect the ‘Council’ to clear it away. At least the “rich” people put in neatly in bags for the council workmen to collect.

Or alternatively…………

No 49: Visit an NHS dentist and ask him to drill REALLY deep into an upper tooth (without anaesthetic) to see how far up the drill can go.

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

……….god this site is really going t.its up innit.

I suspect that it’s you and not the site that is going “tits up” Sharon – metaphorically of course.

only in your dreams you swine :lol:

seriously what is that thing you do to make it go bigger and smaller?

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That’s what you think …… AAAAAAARRGH !!! THUMP !!!

His premature death is clearly a metaphor for our times ….. as well as being wonderfully ironic.

@sharongooner wrote:

……….god this site is really going t.its up innit.

I suspect that it’s you and not the site that is going “tits up” Sharon – metaphorically of course.

Just dress as you normally do for everyday…… but take a broomstick. You could pass for a witch.

Why thank you Ma’am. Mind you my birthdays aren’t what they used to be. I only get one candle on the cake thesedays, as putting 63 on it not only creates a major fire hazard, but they are quite difficult to blow out all in one go.

It’s a nice song Ruby, and most appropriate as my birthday was last week. Thank you for reminding me of my now advanced years.

@toybulldog wrote:

welcome storm

I have a very sexy giraffe. It often pops its head through my bedroom window on romantic nights that are resplendment with heavenly moon-lust.

Maybe just a little bit too much information toybulldog. Revelations about one’s night time fantasies can sometimes create a misleading impression when welcoming a…[Read more]

Following several PM’s I’ve struggled my way through the last 7 pages of this thread and quite frankly I’m none the wiser.

I take DOA’s point that this mysterious user “Bencase” has been seen around other chatsites acting perfectly normally and not appearing or claiming to be mentally ill, and also the other comments that his convo in JC is…[Read more]