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Are we talking about the technical definition of a recession here, or simply an anecdotal version???

JustUrns …. for when those you love turn to dust, they will always be near you with …. JustUrns.

JustUrns come in several convenient capacities; Medium, Large, and McDonalds “supersize me”.

JustShrouds – the fashion statement of (no) choice. When you’re feeling really really cold and your journey is nearly over – travel in warmth & comfort with a JustShroud….. clothing you would be seen dead in.

JustHearse – funeral transport for that special journey of a lifetime….. the grave moment when you can’t afford to be late.

Can you please get it right Batty:

……and Just-A-Tissue (Slogan: for all those weepy wet eyed moments when you – wish you had a tissue).

@sharongooner wrote:

I do hope Wilma will grace us with her presence again soon, I do like her.

And we havent heard from Esme in a few days either. Hope they are both ok xx

OMG !!!!! Not more funerals coming up.

Now THAT told you …..eh Bat?

Anyway you shouldn’t be so bloody ageist – it’s against the law now you know !!!

Quality would make a pleasant change … so on that basis “Welcome to the JustChat Boards”

Perhaps “Forgotten but not gone” would be a more appropriate thread title???

Who is “Carmel” and what does she have to do with puddings?

@Pete wrote:

you still havent said were you wouldnt put the tip of your umberella ?

This remark was attributed to the Commandante of RMS Sandhurst many years ago. A bunch of officer cadets had been out the night before and had been ‘captured’ by the MP’s in a local brothel doing the business with the local tarts.

They were paraded for a…[Read more]

I like doggies …. but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

You’re well on the way …….. but ….. we need to ground out the mystery of what happened to page / paige first.

PATS…[Read more]

PATS, I think you’d be an asset to JC Customer Services.

Speaking of ”page (or ”paige) and her supposed unfortunate demise …. any further news??? Has she been buried yet and if so, where (and when?). With all the hundreds of close personal friends she had on the site (?????) I’m sure that somebody must know.

I read a brief biography in Friday’s papers on Nelson M and what a tragic life this guy has had.

His beloved son not only died of HIV/AIDS but steadfastly refused to have anything to do with his father throughout his relatively short life. His various wives have all been a great disappointment – especially Winnie and her shenanigans with all…[Read more]

OK this complaint has finally surfaced and is sitting in my complaints inbox where it will be dealt with eventually. However you should be aware that JustChat does not (and never has) accepted liability for consequential or subsequential loss.

This means that if you do something stupid, like sticking your proivate parts where I wouldn’t put the…[Read more]

Pity about the weather though. Glastonbury won’t be the same without knee deep mud everywhere and thousands of hippies and ‘new age travellers’ stoned out of their minds (as usual) on an assortment of chemicals.

At the Notting Hill Carnival the usual statistics are how many street robberies (muggings) occur and how many knifings and shootings…[Read more]

Yes it was so moving to see al the ‘luvvies’ and ‘celebs’ jostling each other for the limelight as they celebrated Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday. Good job that the concert was free though eh?

He seems to be the living example that imprisoning somebody for decades for committing crimes of incitement to murder and sedition actually works. No…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

The thug who attacked the pensioner is described as being Asian and 14-16. He was wearing a black baseball cap and a black jacket with white piping on the chest.

So when did an “Asian thug” suddenly become a member of the BNP!? :-k

It might possibly have happened when my sausage fingers slipped a little bit and accidentally…[Read more]

No no no no no Pete!!! You simply can’t tell our monosyllabic Kevin to eff off …. you must tell him to go forth and multiply.