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Selling your kidney would only be viable if it was in reasonably good condition. If you had some sort of kidney disease or HIV or were a drunk or something – I can’t imagine that you’d be doing the unfortunate recipient any favours eh?

Here endeth the lesson. Amen

I got a Father’s Day card this morning that purported to quote the most common sayings used by fathers.

4) “Of course we’re not lost. I’m…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

I’ve been advised that they love a good slurp of beer.
Will Baileys do because thats all thats in the house

Slugs will drink pretty much anything that has alchohol in it. They simply love getting pissed and do it on every possible occasion.

Esmeralda’s post has given me food for thought. So …. here’s what I’ve decided to do.

I’ve left clear instructions…[Read more]

Then my cynical old heart is thoroughly withered. But seriously ….. so somebody phones somebody else to say “BTW did you know that ***** isn’t feeling too well today?”

They in turn phone somebody else and say “OMG – I’ve just heard that ****** is seriously ill” They in turn phone somebody else to say “OMG OMG “”” ****** is dying of cancer” (or…[Read more]

1) Use System Restore and ”go back” to a time and date before you downloaded and installed AVG 8.

3) Uninstall AVG altogether and buy a proper anti-virus / firewall utility.

@Emma – BNP wrote:

Ok, here you go then. Recently, Poole borough council used anti-terror laws to spy on a family.

Their crime, they lied on a school application form. FASCIST STATE.

I really can’t see why the Media and the supposed fighters for freedom have made such a big deal about this issue.

As it happens, the family concerned did NOT…[Read more]

I confess to being somewhat intrigued. Now we all know that this person’s user name was “Page” …. so what’s the big deal about keeping this such a secret??? Given that she was so well known and loved by so many Forum users (???????) so why the big deal about not mentioning her name (assuming of course that “Page” actually was a “She”).

We also…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

but no.. i much prefer camping, a lot more fun

Didn’t know you were gay Matty. :lol:

@kateee wrote:

i’m gonna ask again then…………….. Who’s dead?? i’m none the wiser.

Looking back over it ….. Maybe nobody at all died – but all the weepies and luvvies are out in force wailing and howling and rushing to send their heartfelt condolences to somebody they don’t know.

My own mourning candles have burnt out. The cost of petrol…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

think people are missing the point here, the reg is probably still alive and kicking, give it a week before we see a new user name floating about, they can re invent themself again

This unworthy thought never ever crossed my mind Matty. After all the truly dead tell no tales.

@cath 55 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@kateee wrote:

so whos dead now

I know katee …. it’s terrible inn’t it?? i’m sitting here sobbing as I type. Earlier this morning, I lit some candles in loving memory and later on today I’m planning to drive all the way to Liverpool to join the ever lengthening queue to sign the Book of Condolence.

Aaaaaah the…

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@kateee wrote:

so whos dead now

I know katee …. it’s terrible inn’t it?? i’m sitting here sobbing as I type. Earlier this morning, I lit some candles in loving memory and later on today I’m planning to drive all the way to Liverpool to join the ever lengthening queue to sign the Book of Condolence.

Aaaaaah the grief – it knows no bounds. A…[Read more]

YOU BASTARD !!!! How dare you defile the boards with your disgusting nicey nicey threads. It simply won’t do you know.

A serious view will be taken of anybody posting this nicey nicey filth on the boards ….OK?

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup … they don’t call me Aries for nothing ………………….or do they ?????

Horny!

so am i.bed methinks. :wink:

Yup bed time for me too. Whilst goading our resident moron is such fun, you can only enjoy it so long – then enough is enough.

BTW – don’t forget my prediction that…[Read more]

He’s getting his metaphors muddled up yet again ….. it’s the ethyl alchohol you know.

soporific

Mind you – it might be a reference ro “Ram …. Bam …. Thank you Ma’am”

Yup … they don’t call me Aries for nothing ………………….or do they ?????