ForumHostPB

A very good friend of mine is dying from pancreatic cancer. He was initially diagnosed in December 2006, he had an operation to remove a part of his pancreas etc in January 2007 followed by a course of chemotherapy.

The cancer then ”returned” around the end of last year and he was offered another and more intense course of chemotherapy. He was…[Read more]

In life, as one door closes ……. another one slams on your face !

I have to agree with Slayer. Added to his list of McCain’s qualifications …. he has a blonde trophy wife. THAT will get him the votes from the ”didn’t know he could still get it up” brigade.

The other thing is that the insincere dyke Hillary is still trailing behind Obama (the thinking man’s Jesse Jackson) as far as nominee votes are…[Read more]

“Tesco” and “fresh sauce” somehow seem to contradict each other don’t they?

If you buy your food ready prepared Sian ….. you’ll get fat pretty quickly.

@rubyred wrote:

Especially with all the anti-war sentiments going down,over in Amerikay right now.

Anti war & dykey Clinton don’t somehow go together do they? Didn’t she vote in favour of the war in the Senate????

Still I expect she’ll have a pretty convincing explanation for this and for changing her views 180 degrees so that she can remain…[Read more]

Well it seems that the lovely and masculine Hillary (NOT Hiliary) has made it through the Texas and Ohio nominations and lives to fight on. Barak seems to have slipped a little bit and is said to have ”lost momentum”.

It’s interesting that the Democrats are getting all the headlines as the squabble amongst each other to select a nominee whilst…[Read more]

Sharon – why not make a light cheese sauce. Easy to make …simply make a roux with butter and cornflour, add some milk and bring it to the simmer until it thickens (stirring all the time).

When the basic white sauce is made, add a little bit of grated cheddar to taste and lots of black pepper. Finally pour it over the pre-cooked fish, cover the…[Read more]

Oh God Janey … that’s a tough one. Would I get a seat for 5p?

I’d go as far as 10p if it was a good seat.

It’s not that I’m indecisive … but i just can’t make up my mind.

@sharongooner wrote:

that sounds worth checking out when Ive got a bit of time, have you had a look around yourself yet?

I’ve taked a swift peek but, like you, I ned to find some time to explore the various bits.

I see that the Media have immediately picked up the “Hitler used a medium” story. Joan Redgrave being a commie was not considered…[Read more]

“Janey” … if you do nothing else in your life – ever …. please please tell us all when and where you and Ugo will be meeting because there are loads and loads of JC members who would simply love to be there …. just to see the look on Ugo’s stupid face.

I’m not sure if this is real or a fake – but I first saw it around 9-10 years ago when it was supposedly relaeased from the Public Records Office at Kew.

That said, I simply love the carefully grammatical use of the English language.

I love Hiliary’s accusation that Barak Obama is inexperienced and wouldn’t know what to do if the telephone in the White House rang at 3.00 in the morning.

(The…[Read more]

@geordiebird wrote:

ohhh i see PB so if any damage was to be done it would have already happened? :roll:
i was gonna let school know if it is.

It may be that your son hasn’t actually passed in the virus to his teacher so she is not going to have a problem. Equally the person that passed it to your son in the first place may themselves have passed…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if “Janey” is really male?

Maybe Ugo is having another “Derek” moment ???

Jealous are we ? :o

Actually Ugo … yes I am jealous.

I’m jealous of you having rough sex with “Janey” and shagging him up the shitter in the back of your van. Having seen the infamous video of you in all your glory…[Read more]

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if “Janey” is really male?

Maybe Ugo is having another “Derek” moment ???

If it is slapped cheek disease (and it sounds very much like it to me) you need not worry unduly about him NOW infecting his pregnent teacher as he is no longer infectious. He WAS infectious for several days before the first symptoms appeared.

It might be a kindness to inform the school that he has this so that they can advise their staff to take…[Read more]

@NCb wrote:

However, if a pregnant woman gets infected, the virus can cause problems in the unborn child, and in about 10 per cent of cases in mothers in early pregnancy, the baby does not survive

Good job I wasn’t pregnant then eh?

How to get your own back on lunatic white van drivers:

If you see a white van with the 0800 number on …. call it and tell them that the driver was acting like a complete idiot and driving dangerously…. get the bugger sacked – who knows, one day you might get Ugo !!!

Party on at Minim’s place this weekend folks …. bring your own crowbars and club hammers !!!