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Hi Geordiebird – sadly I know exactly what this is as I had it myself in December last year.

Basically it is a highly contagious infection (caused by a virus ) that presents itself as red and sometimes sore cheeks and lips; a temperature (100-102 degress) that won’t respond to Aspirin (or Calpol for a child); red (not painful to the touch) rashes…[Read more]

Only one rat ???

@Janey wrote:

I wonder what exciting things will happen this week?

A stranger will telephone you…

your life will change as a result

@ugo wrote:

I am only coming if Pebbles is going , gonna sh@g her rigid …… :shock:

It’s been done many many times already Ugo …. but since originality isn’t your thing – help yourself.

Oh and please remember to pull her nightie back down when you’ve finished !!!

@Slayer wrote:

No PB, Im definitely a rice krispy but my wife is a shredded wheat

As for Emma…most assuredly a Fruit n Nut :lol:

Thanks for the correction Slayer ……. I get so bloody confused with Emma’s constant misuse of breakfast cereals to describe people she knows nothing about.

Good job she knows nothing about my wife … who is in…[Read more]

Strange … I thought that Slayer’s wife was a Shredded Wheat and he was a Weetabix.

I know that this will amaze you … and please don’t fall off your chairs … but I actually agree with Doa on this one.

My particular pet…[Read more]

@Janey wrote:

These nuns can come and join the chat line….a guy wanted me to be dressed as a nun last week!

Was that because he ain’t had none???

I must compliment you ladies, both on the size of your handbags …. and the accuracy with which you swing them !!!!

Wrong Janey ….. UGO’s really Queen of the Boards – it’s just that he is in denial right now !!!

Careful Candy …. she’ll give you her telephone number next and invite you to call for a ”girly” chat.

Why don’t YOU organise one Janey??? You could post invitations with an RSVP to that 0900 number you work for.

That way all those who can’t attend could still take part in some way ???

Well there you are then Janey …. you’ve got the job!!! I think that being a sex line worker and the Official Chubster Hugger go hand in hand (as it were!).

If the Chubster hugging didn’t do the trick, you could always assist some of our more excitable members to ….er …. relax a bit.

@waspish wrote:

……. and my mate francis [he of west indian extraction] would volunteer to do the throwing….

Maybe Francis could jump as well???

Interesting bit of bias Waspish …. but what would your view be if it was a female Police officer that did, or assisted in, the interviews???

@rednotdead wrote:

depends on how many yokels want to come matty … not organising anything at the moment just asking who’d be up for a lash up in herts .. the c0ck inn i think its called ..though im not sure where tillet is :wink:

why did you miss out the wink i did PB ???? :roll:

OMG !!! I am soooooo sorry … the wink of course says it…[Read more]

@Janey wrote:

Welcome newbee from a newbee, I have only been here since Friday and have had sooo much fun… reading and getting to know people….. I know you will have such good fun here.. everyone is so friendly and wanting to chat.
Happy chatting
Janey

Janey, could you please take over as the JustChat official ‘chubster hugs” and ”mwah”…[Read more]

@prettypink wrote:

Hmmmm, I can smell something ere.

Hmmmm … is it sheep??? ….is it dog ??? NO …It’s Bull**** !!!

@rednotdead wrote:

……….just asking who’d be up for a lash up in herts .. the c0ck inn i think its called ..though im not sure where tillet is

@rednotdead wrote:

I think you’ll find i did PB

Doesn’t look like it !!!…… but if you say so !!!

I’m feeling a bit sick !!!