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@sunny wrote:

The lads at work are always reporting me for not enough sexul harrsment 8)

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@rednotdead wrote:

……….just asking who’d be up for a lash up in herts .. the c0ck inn i think its called ..though im not sure where tillet is

It’s no good you laughing Pebbles … rednotdead hasn’t twigged it yet !!!

(See you in Tillet, Herts. rednotdead !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: )

… good job it was Amanda Davey and not Amanda Dyke – or this story might have had an altogether different ending.

You should visit her yourself Doa …. to do a full risk assessment of course !!!

Oh I don’t know AW …. the clip you posted is all American!!!

What other country would come up with an expression like “Fag enablers” ffs ??? It takes a particular kind of lunacy (only found in the USA) to invent that one!!!

Next thing we’ll be told is that this meet will be at “The Cock Inn, Tillet, Herts.”

Good God … you want to hope that Bat doesn’t see this thread. She’ll have a pink fit in her Volvo. (She thinks it only has two forward gears and no reverse).

….. even so it’s still pretty expensive for a ‘fake’ Italian restaurant. Looking at the grub they had – it sure doesn’t seem very Italian to me.

But there is a lesson to be learnt for these diners – if you mess with Italians, they will find a way to get you back. Putting that comment on the bill was priceless.

I’m indebted to you PATS … never knew they even existed.

I’d better rush over to my nearest and get a job as a shelf stacker or something equally demanding eh?

@Terry wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It’s all very well … but i’m still trying to work out what “Aldi” is.

Would someone enlighten me please???

Hey am sorry I let the cat out of the bag Charles because I know you didn’t want it broadcasting about.
I also know those Polish lessons you are taking helped you get the job in the first place.
Good luck…

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It’s all very well … but i’m still trying to work out what “Aldi” is.

Would someone enlighten me please???

@Smiley wrote:

I think everyone here will agree with me on this.

After that well argued and carefully thought out analysis ….. who could possibly disagree ???

Take one tin of Pedigree Petfoods “Chum” and smear it liberally on a slice of bread coated with a good layer of dripping.

Cost is only a few pence and it’s highly nutricious. If it works for dogs …………………???

IF our illustrious Government decide to impose a ‘smoking license’ on us all …. after carrying out a ”full consultation process” of course (which will support their plans) I suspect that it will go the way of the London Conjestion charge.

For those of you who don’t live in this area, the Conjestion Charge was brought in by our beloved mayor…[Read more]

Thing is …. if the Government is so set against smoking, then all they have to do is to make it illegal to sell tobacco in all its forms …. and lose the billions in revenue that they take every year from smokers.

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@Terry wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Terry wrote:

#-o How are you ever going to pull a bird with that kind of mentality??? [-X
You have to treat them special and let them know they are appreciated.

Well my first move would probably be to stop thinking of a woman as “a bird” because I suspect most of them find that name (and the attitude that goes…

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Belkin is a perfectly good make of modem. If you are really bothered you could try Netgear – just as good and cost is roughly comparable.

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@sharongooner wrote:

You try scraping your nuts with one every other day then I will welcome you to “our world” :lol:

If membership of your world involves regularly shaving your gentials … I think I’ll pass on the entry requirements thanks !

@Terry wrote:

#-o How are you ever going to pull a bird with that kind of mentality??? [-X
You have to treat them special and let them know they are appreciated.

Well my first move would probably be to stop thinking of a woman as “a bird” because I suspect most of them find that name (and the attitude that goes with it) somewhat patronising.

I don’t know … women eh??? A little bit of inconvenience for a few days and they get to make a Federal case out of it. Anything to get themselves out of doing the washing, ironing and cleaning once a month.

Try scraping your face with a naked razor blade every day girls …. see how you like THAT !!!