ForumHostPB

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In life, as one door closes ……. another one slams on your face !

Your right there!! :roll:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Sharon – why not make a light cheese sauce. Easy to make …simply make a roux with butter and cornflour, add some milk and bring it to the simmer until it thickens (stirring all the time).

When the basic white sauce is made, add a little bit of grated cheddar to taste and lots of black pepper. Finally pour it over the…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if “Janey” is really male?

Maybe Ugo is having another “Derek” moment ???

Jealous are we ? :o

Actually Ugo … yes I am jealous.

I’m jealous of you having rough sex with “Janey” and shagging him up the shitter in the back of your van. Having seen the infamous video of you…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@waspish wrote:

……. and my mate francis [he of west indian extraction] would volunteer to do the throwing….

Maybe Francis could jump as well???

he does on a regular basis, but im no goin to confuse the issue. hes partial to jumping out of perfectly good airoplanes with nowt but a bedsheet and a few strings to hang on to..…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Next thing we’ll be told is that this meet will be at “The Cock Inn, Tillet, Herts.”

:lol: :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Good God … you want to hope that Bat doesn’t see this thread. She’ll have a pink fit in her Volvo. (She thinks it only has two forward gears and no reverse).

Well I HAVE seen it!!! :evil: :evil: Flamin cheek. Just you wait, one of these days a red volvo will appear outside your house with a mad Bat in it. And if…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Good God … you want to hope that Bat doesn’t see this thread. She’ll have a pink fit in her Volvo. (She thinks it only has two forward gears and no reverse).

Well I HAVE seen it!!! :evil: :evil: Flamin cheek. Just you wait, one of these days a red volvo will appear outside your house with a mad Bat in it. And if your not…[Read more]

@Terry wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It’s all very well … but i’m still trying to work out what “Aldi” is.

Would someone enlighten me please???

Hey am sorry I let the cat out of the bag Charles because I know you didn’t want it broadcasting about.
I also know those Polish lessons you are taking helped you get the job in the first place.
Good luck…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

It’s all very well … but i’m still trying to work out what “Aldi” is.

Would someone enlighten me please???

Shut up and get ironing your Aldi uniform, you’ve got work in the morning (apparantly)!

@Smiley wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Take one tin of Pedigree Petfoods “Chum” and smear it liberally on a slice of bread coated with a good layer of dripping.

Cost is only a few pence and it’s highly nutricious. If it works for dogs …………………???

With you working at Aldi it works out even cheaper doesn’t it? :wink:

PB…

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@Terry wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Take one tin of Pedigree Petfoods “Chum” and smear it liberally on a slice of bread coated with a good layer of dripping.

Cost is only a few pence and it’s highly nutricious. If it works for dogs …………………???

With you working at Aldi it works out even cheaper doesn’t it? :wink:

PB works at…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Take one tin of Pedigree Petfoods “Chum” and smear it liberally on a slice of bread coated with a good layer of dripping.

Cost is only a few pence and it’s highly nutricious. If it works for dogs …………………???

With you working at Aldi it works out even cheaper doesn’t it? :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well I for one am thoroughly puzzled. I re-read the Rotter’s post in which he says “I made this story up to impress a chatroom desperado like you”.

I am known to dabble in the black art of sarcasm from time to time, and I must say I found it a bit difficult to see this as sarcasm. I suspect that the Rotter didn’t think that his…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

You try scraping your nuts with one every other day then I will welcome you to “our world” :lol:

If membership of your world involves regularly shaving your gentials … I think I’ll pass on the entry requirements thanks !

haha :lol: :lol:

@Terry wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Terry wrote:

#-o How are you ever going to pull a bird with that kind of mentality??? [-X
You have to treat them special and let them know they are appreciated.

Well my first move would probably be to stop thinking of a woman as “a bird” because I suspect most of them find that name (and the attitude that goes…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Terry wrote:

#-o How are you ever going to pull a bird with that kind of mentality??? [-X
You have to treat them special and let them know they are appreciated.

Well my first move would probably be to stop thinking of a woman as “a bird” because I suspect most of them find that name (and the attitude that goes with it)…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I don’t know … women eh??? A little bit of inconvenience for a few days and they get to make a Federal case out of it. Anything to get themselves out of doing the washing, ironing and cleaning once a month.

Try scraping your face with a naked razor blade every day girls …. see how you like THAT !!!

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

your e-score: 100
your e-group: e-master
your e-ranking: 1/12972

Eat yer hearts out !!!

your e-score: 1000
your e-group: e-God
your e-ranking: -12972/12972

I win!

@Dibb’s wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh God … are we now going to be treated to an endless stream of syrupy over-sentimental sayings just because it’s February 14th???

It’s only the 14/02 for one day though……………..you can have the other 364 ”Honest”

I bet PB sent a few Valentines cards :wink:

I believe it’s another 365 days this year.

@Chess wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh God … are we now going to be treated to an endless stream of syrupy over-sentimental sayings just because it’s February 14th???

We already have PB. I was in 40,s this morning, and everyone was throwing rose petals round the room?? And saying mwahh to each other and blowing kisses. ffs I nearly threw…

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