ForumHostPB

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Ugo almost had me convinced then… :lol:

You might possibly have been ….. but nobody else was.

Now …. about your complaint. We need lots and lots of details so that we can conduct a thorough and totally impartial investigation. We will of course interrogate all the usual suspects and will leave no stone…

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@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I hope you’re insured.

I doubt it – the Tax Disc is out of date.

BTW: If you want a bit of sport, you can blow up the photograph and read his vehicle licence number from the Tax Disc.

Of course HMRC wouldn’t be interested in somebody not declaring their earnings would they?

since when has 05/08 been…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Galadriel wrote:

…Is he really?…..gosh you wouldnt think it would you?
…..and he seemed like such a nice man, thank you ForumhostPB…

( btw, love the suit! ) :D

Well thank you – it fell off one of Ugo’s untaxed uninsured vans.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Here’s one for the JC complaints department…. just before Christmas too!

This is typical isn’t it ….. wait until the complaints department staff are busy with their year-end procedures and these bloody newbies slip in another moan when nobody is looking.

Well, this complaint has mysteriously got lost in…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I hope you’re insured.

I doubt it – the Tax Disc is out of date.

BTW: If you want a bit of sport, you can blow up the photograph and read his vehicle licence number from the Tax Disc.

Of course HMRC wouldn’t be interested in somebody not declaring their earnings would they?

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

£99.00 you can whip her n all sorts & she wont pop :D :D :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It makes a change ‘cos Tommy (Smiley) is usually spitting nails and threatening to hang everybody. Grammar and syntax are the least of his worries.

Is he really?…..gosh you wouldnt think it would you?
…..and he seemed like such a nice man, thank you ForumhostPB…

( btw, love the suit! ) :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I hope you’re insured.

I doubt it – the Tax Disc is out of date.

BTW: If you want a bit of sport, you can blow up the photograph and read his vehicle licence number from the Tax Disc.

Of course HMRC wouldn’t be interested in somebody not declaring their earnings would they?

consider it done. :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

Just spat my dinner over my keyboard then u tw*at… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaha!!!!! :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

Just spat my dinner over my keyboard then u tw*at… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Step 1. Take one chainsaw from the garden shed ………

Step 2. Capture next door’s pet moggy……….

Step 3. Prepare said moggy for the cooking pot (see below)…..

That’s sick and so are you.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

£75 for a knackered xbox?? :lol:

How do you know i aint got the technology to fix it eh eh eh !!! :o

‘Cos you have major problems fixing yourself a fried egg sandwich Ugo – so as for you fixing an X Box …… well you’d have more chance having sex with a woman.

Whats a Women …….? :? :? :?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

A call from an ex :lol: he asked if we could hook up… my delight in telling I am getting married…. Oh hahahaha

so are you meeting him… lol jk :wink: :lol:

Well… whilst the cats away and all that :P :lol:

Oh well … there goes fidelity out of the window … rapidly…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh … and don’t say I don’t do anything for you OK???

You dont do anything for us :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I hate to admit this Groucho … but Ugo has got a point you know.

Didn’t you post a little while ago that you were leaving here for good and NEVER returning …. or was that simply a mirage???

I could have sworn I read this on June 17th…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

What an utter load of horseshit that is Miss Minx. You’d do better spreading it on your garden that promoting it as a serious view.

I’m not promoting it as a serious view. I am promoting it as theory alone and certainly not as a fact. It’s not what I believe in but it dosent hurt anybody to share alittle information on the…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Finding out my fella will be home tomorrow 8)

Finding out that Sian has just the one ”fella”

She had better get down to the 24hr chemist & scrub herself clean or maybe he will be off again Tuesday :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It is so important that I didn’t even notice.

BTW – for the numerically challenged … 4,997 is NOT the same as 5,000

Shame that im almost there :P

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Because Christmas isn’t a happy time …. it’s a total pain in the arse.

Bah Humbug. You misreable old sod.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Count yourself lucky I havent had any Christmas cards yet :D

probably cos ur a miserable cow judging by ur response to ubermilks post. :wink:

“Miserable cow” ??? PATS – how could you ???

Miss Minx only joined the Boards today – just to be able to express her self-righteous indignation…

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