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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes I hope it comes back as well …. it was great fun wasn’t it?

If it returns in the evening, (and if I’m allowed) I promise you an even more scathing summary of the goings on in JC :lol: :lol: :lol:

bet caffs knickers are wet at the very thought. :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Set fire to it and claim on the insurance !!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: Hey thats what i would do too ……. :o

@token_male wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

… and England isn’t there. Oh dear what a pity. They must all be a bunch of overpaid nancy boys that couldn’t even beat a minor team.

Still it will save all the drunken yobs – sorry … football fans – from invading Europe and fighting and vomiting in the streets eh?

we already had that with the rugby…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

… and England isn’t there. Oh dear what a pity. They must all be a bunch of overpaid nancy boys that couldn’t even beat a minor team.

Still it will save all the drunken yobs – sorry … football fans – from invading Europe and fighting and vomiting in the streets eh?

we already had that with the rugby world cup

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@ugo wrote:

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@ugo wrote:

……cant try it for five days as the bloody decorators are in grrrrrrrrrrrr ……. :x

Really??? What colour are they painting your home then Ugo – or are you having wallpaper???

RED :shock:

So what you are saying Ugo, is that you are going to chock the whole tube up her and suck it out? :? Let her…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

……cant try it for five days as the bloody decorators are in grrrrrrrrrrrr ……. :x

Really??? What colour are they painting your home then Ugo – or are you having wallpaper???

RED :shock:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Could it be ……..?????

Is is just possible…….?????

…….. that this is where the word “Scatterbrained” originated from

oh hold yer tounge ya scatty bint :)

might be !!!!

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@waspish wrote:

……..and theres a real old dog livin in the village shes 39 yr old and has taken to teaching all the young lads what sex is all about shes having two at a time regular… nice girl eh…

There are a few real old dogs like this in JC – should they use perfume???

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@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

….Bikers do look after their own but the ones I know would not harbour a murderer, nor would the majority. Who did they murder?

A Mr Horace Trumpington, of 33 Acacia Avenue, Blagdon-on-Sea ….. does it really matter who it was …. they murdered somebody ffs

I just wondered if the…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Please don’t take this the wrong way waspish….. but …..

….. would you mind inserting some punctuation and the occasional paragreph into your posts – it makes them a lot easier to read.

Ooooooh do tell what a paragreph is, I must start using them too.

(It’s just like a paragraph – only misspelt with…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

….And PB knows feck all about football anyway lol!!!!

That is soooo true :lol: :lol: :lol:

But i still find it really funny when a footy team loses, and all the supporters spend weeks finding stupid excuses for it …..and how if THIS decision had been reversed and THAT decision was wrong …. they’d…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh dear oh dear …… the Scots got beaten yet again!

Oh well … you can’t help bad luck can you ???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

are we allowed to call a host a pr1ck without fear of being booted???

GIRUY :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’ve never seen the enjoyment that some blokes get out of porking a totally pissed female.

Can you just imagine it>>> there you are playing “Ride a Cock Horse” and suddenly she vomits all over you. Yeah …. real nice huh?

Isnt vomitting during a blowjob just the oral version of an orgasm tho?

Its nailing an unconcious one…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Look this is all very long-winded. All Pikey want to know is … is it immoral for a couple of blokes to dress up as girlies and shag each other up the shitter?? I mean, ffs it doesn’t merit a bloody great essay does it???

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Why do you start from the position that it is ALWAYS the motorist that is to blame – and NEVER the motocyclist????

And why is it that 4×4 drivers ALWAYS have to be labelled in such a negative fashion???

If every motorcyclist was to HAVE to learn to drive a motor car first then they might have a better appreciation of the…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

And I still want to see a pic of Martin and PB, I still picture Martin in my head as drunken hoff trying to eat a burger and PB as that awful post-butcherer siggy he had when I started… slightly plump waving a light saber thingy about… bit like a fat Ewan McGregor.

I on the other hand am nothing like…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?

Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.

If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?

Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.

If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?

Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.

If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.

you…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?

Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.

If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a…

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