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@pete wrote:
,,,,,,As for the rest of it, talk to someone, preferably someone professional
There are a number of such ‘professionals’ to be found hanging around the back streets of Kings Cross, London. You can ‘talk’ to them for around £40 a session – so I’m told. They’ll take you in hand !!!
I hugged a girl called Mabel once – does that count???
@tictax wrote:
wheres will when u need him , he coped with 2 degrees
He’s probably getting the Third Degree from someone.
(There are at least two members who will get the subtle inference in that comment!)
Sorry Ma’am – we only have prawn Karma.
£175 for half an hour seems pretty cheap to me – try seeing a lawyer or an accountant these days and find out the hard way what current professional charge-out rates are.
I should pay up and get it done with. He’ll probably give you a private prescription for some aspirins – for which you’ll pay several pounds above the full retail price – and tell you to come back in a week’s time.
Apparently, if you press the “CEOP Button” onscreen, a big bloke dressed as Superman and with a blue flashing light on his head springs out of your monitor shouting “‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello …. wot’s goin’ on ‘ere then???”
Needless to say JustChat doesn’t have such a button because if we did, people would keep on pressing it and I’d get knackered springing out of all those monitors.
Anyway shouting “Hello hello hello …. what is going on here then???” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
@cas wrote:
I pray for karma in all of their cases :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: [/color]
Isn’t that a type of curry???
Apparently, turning off electrical appliances for only one hour actually INCREASES the amount of carbon emitted by power stations. This because the surge caused when they all kick in again means that the National Grid has to use quick reacting generating stations (coal & oil driven) and this negates any ‘saving’ their might have been.
Yet another example of the futility of tree hugger’s empty gestures.
It’s an absolutely sure fire way to discover the whereabouts of an area of low pressure. BUT beware – this only works in the Northern hemisphere.
New Zealanders should stick their bananas in their right ear to achieve the same effect – and Aussies should stick their bananas up their ……….!!!
The answer to your issue is as follows:
Stand with your back to the wind, so that you can feel it blowing equally strongly on each ear.
Take a large ripe banana.
Insert one end firmly into your left ear so that it sticks out sideways.
The other end of the banana will now be pointing at an area of low pressure.
Armed with this fascinating but vital piece of information, you can now impress your friends with your newly acquired survival skills.
