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Yeah .. I think I did. But it’s a helluva great wheeze to try out in the office. Just imagine the MD’s secretary typing out ”Mr ******* would like to wish all the staff a Happy Christmas and ….” and so on.
Doesn’t bear thinking about does it?
Awww sorry about that Kenty – it’s just my normal accent. BTW nice to see a post from you after what seems like simply ages.
Well could you re-import that dreadful old slapper ‘Kylie’ ‘cos we’ve all had her now.
PS: How was the recipe for Wombat casserole ???
You lot are truly awful. Here I am attempting to send you all into orbit on this one – and have been for a couple of days now, and you refuse to bite.
Until …. along came Cath. Phewww I really thought for a moment that all my work was in vain. thanks Cath for making all this stuff worthwhile.
Yup Cath I think that you are well in line for this week’s Spit The Dummy award. :lol: :lol: :lol: I mean, REALLY, how could ANYBODY actually fall for the ‘amateurs’ not getting ’em off regularly enough line Cath ????
Oh and to the ‘amateur’ that sent me the horny PM…. I’ll be behind the bike sheds tomorrow at 8.00pm if you are still up for it!!!
Oh and to the ”professional lady from Neasden High Street” …. sorry love but £50 is a bit steep when you’ve got ‘amateurs’ giving it away for free OK?
@pats wrote:
just a thought…..but..the ones murdered werent doing it to feed their kids…cos they were all in care anyway.or being raised by grandparents.
This is very true PATS, although they apparently had an assortment of children from an equally wide assortment of fathers, the Social Services were looking after them all whilst the mothers went out to work … as it were.
I gather from the Media that their main need for all this Tax free cash was to buy drugs as apparently they were all heroin addicts. Poor old dealers, they have lost a load of business and just before Christmas as well. Still I guess they’ll be able to find some more customers soon.
See …. nobody ever thinks of the retailer at Christmas do they? Here we all are being offended as mothers, women and human beings and nobody spares a thought for the drug dealer who won’t be having quite as good a Christmas as they might have. Makes you wonder doesn’t it?
Well here is a special Christmas message for you all – recorded in my office (as you can see from the background).
But would they really???
Try this on for size…..
They’d have arrived late because they had ”nothing to wear” and had to go to the shops to buy a new dress and then spent hours doing their make-up and washing their hair.
They would have got totally lost from trying to read the map upside down.
They’d have asked directions from this dishy bloke and just had to stop for a quick drink with him.
They’d have finally arrived late, half cut, and dishevelled, long after the important part of the proceedings were over.
They’d have got into an argument over breast or bottle feeding.
Nobody would have wanted to cuddle the baby or change its nappy in case it messed up their new clothse or smudged their make-up.
They’d have flirted with Joseph and fought amongst each other over which of them he fancied.
The whole thing would have ended up in a screaming drunken row and Joseph and all the other blokes would have gone off to the pub for some peace and quiet.Gosh Sharon, now there’s a coincidence. I also spend a lot of my free time rescuing parrots. Most of them are called ”Polly” but I have resucued one recently called ” Jemima” (or was that a duck?).
Once rescued, I pass them on to members of the gay community, with whom they are an instant success. A ‘must have’ accessory as it were. They spend the rest of their lives in the lap of luxury saying “Who’s a pretty boy then?” ….. which may account for their popularity with their new masters.
To Sharon and Cath: I think that you might have misunderstood the thrust of my point (as it were).
Yes it was very sad that these five – or maybe even more that have yet to be uncovered – were killed in such a short period of time. However, prostitutes are beaten up and sometimes killed more often than most of us realise. This isn’t to say that this is somehow right, simply that it happens. It is an occupational hazard as it were.
Unfortunately, being self-employed, they can’t claim on an Employer’s Liability Insurance but then they don’t pay Income Tax or NI either so I guess that it comes out in the wash.
However my main point is that if more females were less precious about a quick shag, no questions asked, then there would be no need for prostitutes and thus no females beaten up or murdered – or at least fewer anyway. This means that the prospective prostitutes wouldn’t see this ‘profession’ as an attractive carreer with the added perk of as much sex as you can handle. Instead it would be seen as a rather difficult commodity to sell, as the ‘amateurs’ would be giving it away for free.
They would be obliged to take proper jobs and pay Income Tax like (most of) the rest of us, and this would be to the long term benefit of the economy and thus to society as a whole.
As for Fastcar’s point about marrying them. Well the younger and more attractive ones could still put it about at the drop of a hat. When they become a bit older (and fill out a bit) then is the time for them to think about getting married. By then they ought to have been able to learn how to cook and keep house properly and of course ”look after” their husbands.
So the whole thing comes down to the ‘amateurs’ failing to get ’em off when they should, thus forcing any reasonably horny male to seek the services of a professional.
@sunny wrote:
Why are the women bad ok they charge for the sevise unlike the lil sluts that go out every friday and sat get pi ssed shag any thing that comes on to them
No one should be murderd for sleeping with men who go looking to get a quick thrill because theer wifes are to boring or dead from the waste down
If that was the case town on a weekend would be empty i have more respect for the gils on the dtreets than the slags out on the pi ss at weekends
Sunny, more girls should be like these ”slags” as you refer to them. They are the ones that put it about readily and if more women did this then there would be no need at all for prostitutes.
So prostitution is all women’s fault really – not men’s. If the ‘amateurs’ were more forthcoming with their charms, then the ‘professionals’ would run out of customers and have to get themselves a so-called normal job to support their drug habits and their illegitimate children.
