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This is terribly one-sided. Would you like me to add some more options?? If so ….. suggestions please.
Think of it this way TM – prostitutes are essentially honest people. They offer a (sexual) service for money … you pay them the agreed amount …. you do your thing … and both parties go their separate ways satisfied.
The dishonest ones are in fact the ‘amateurs’. They spoil it for the ‘professionals’. You take an ‘amateur’ out for the evening in the hope and expectation of ‘satisfaction’. You spend probably more that the £10 – £50 a professional would charge, and most often end up without them having delivered the service that you have paid for.
I think that the ‘amateurs’ should have some sort of menu – similar to the ones used by the ‘professionals’ – where the punter can select his desired activity and agree that perhaps for the price of a McDonalds he gets a BJ or maybe the more expensive Fish ‘n Chips with mushy peas he gets the full monty. Taking her out to a slap up KFC dinner would merit breakfast as well.
It’s time for more honesty from the ‘amateurs’. If you’ve had the treats then you deliver the goods.
Who ??
@pats wrote:
mebbe lil gizmo refused to get her teeth fixed………………………. O:)
They were her own ????? Blimey !!!
…. and if God had wanted us to be vegans, he wouldn’t have given us the strength to kill and eat little puppy dogs.
@woman wrote:
I am sorry but this too me is not funny this is so disgusting I do not see how you all can even think that this was funny I do not see any humour in it what so ever. [-X [-X
Now there you go again ‘Woman’ … not understanding the English sense of humour. Let me explain it for you.
You see this semen in the salad dressing thing is an old joke over here … we’ve been doing it for ages. We don’t have ”mayo” on our food in GB now, but we leave it for American tourists to have. All the locals always have Brown sauce or Tomato sauce with their chips etc, but never mayo. Now you know why.
Anyway most British females prefer their semen undiluted with mayo and never from a bottle. It’s a standard question for a male to ask a female over here, “How would you like it … with or without?” even though he already knows the answer isn’t Hellmans.
There was a teenage craze for ‘mayo’ a while ago and now we have the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Seems like they got the taste for it.
He/she probably doesn’t have the strength to do so.
I’d like to murder my neighbour’s cat ‘cos it keeps on crapping in my garden. Does THAT count???
I see …. so you still put your baseball cap on backwards eh?
What an absolutely amazing singing voice Leona has – and she comes across as such a nice genuine person as well. how can anybody compete with that!!!
Ray is OK, but he is still a kid singing ‘adult’ songs, He is an entertainer rather than a singer and will probably have quite a short shelf life.
She will undoubtedly become an acclaimed international singing star.
