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Blimey Emma !!! Allah was a paedophile eh? You sure know how to live dangerously.
Psssst – want to buy some great life insurance ???
You want a fight ya lily livered pinko pot-smoking poof – piss off into the fight board and start one. Go on – sod off and moan in there for a change and take yer whingeing groupies with you.!
Forgive me if i have this wrong Sharon – but the lovely Madonna isn’t exactly childless is she. I believe that she has two of her own already. She and her ever loving, loyal faithful husband are NOT a childless couple are they? Not for them the battles with numerous agencies eh? Just get your personal assistant and her team to organise the whole thing for you whilst you go off and make a few more millions showing yer tits around and jigging about on a crucifix.
I totally agree with Esmeralda’s point (and I’m probably even more cynical than Emma, having had more years to hone my cynicism), but this entire exercise seems on the face of it to be an exercise in obtaining publicity. Apparently Madam has already had a multi page spread prepared for ‘Hello’ magazine; she travels to Africa with an entourage of photographers, personal assistants, bodyguards, and Christ knows what others.
The world’s paparazzi not only beseige her in Africa – somehow they must have just guessed that she would be there – but also are several deep outside her UK home snapping away at the latest ‘scoop’.
This stuff is not the actions of a caring mother that simply wants to hold her adopted child close and nurture him, this is the action of a cold calculating pubilcity seeking ************ (insert the appropriate noun). I am disgusted at the whole charade.
@squeezy wrote:
Hehe – I thought so :wink:
I’m impressed that PB hasn’t removed it yet 8) :D
I couldn’t do it Squeezy ‘cos i clicked my heels three times and suddenly ….. whoops …. I went and ****ed myself. Bloody painful I can tell you. Don’t know how you women put up with it.
Well there is the awful thought that this apparently adopted baby is some sort of fashion accessory. If so, I wonder what will happen when the fashion changes. Will she fly it back to the orphanage in her private jet???
I’d rather sprinkle dead cats on the lawn – especially the neighbour’s one.
Sure Tommy – although before skinning it, they usually stun the cat first with a sort of wooden club with a knobbly end. The bash the cat between the eyes (so it can see it coming I guess) and when its little eyes roll up into its head, they know it is unconcious and ready for skinning.
I reckon that this is less painful for the cat compared with the Oriental method of dipping it kicking and struggling into boiling water.
Bloody things still make a helluva lot of noise though.
@emmalush wrote:
“….Britain is not a christian country…. “
Oh dear Emma – I suspect that you may have overstepped the mark a little bit with this statement, we shall see.
I still think that they should all wear Balaclava helmets … .especially the ugly ones.
I’m not so sure about curried cat Tommy, I reckon that the curry masks the delicate flavour of the cat meat.
In Malta they prepare a traditional dish called a ‘fencata’ which is a rabbit stew. (A fenec is Maltese for rabbit).
However, the locals have found that cats are much easier to catch than rabbits and there is more meat on ’em AND they taste nicer. They use fresh cat, and leave the tiny little paws on and the eyes in for added flavour. The whole cat is firstly skinned and disembowled and thoroughly cleaned and is then simmered in stock with shallots and carrots for a while and when the meat comes off the bone it is ready to eat.
Mmmmmmmm yummy !!!
