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  • #404104

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    The names on the right hand side are giving me a headache and making me all lopsided :lol:

    No change there then eh?

    #401221

    @Big G wrote:

    ……….. I’d like in return one of your exceedingly good home-made Cornish Pasties.

    Are you serious??? This is the female that can screw up Cornflakes all by herself ffs!

    #401105

    Yup, the end of the world (and civilisation as we know it) came and went …… and we all missed it!

    Oh well, there’s always next time.

    #401332

    Is it just possible waring that the user in question didn’t know the answer to your very serious question and thought they’d lighten the matter up by displaying a sense of humour???

    #400786

    I wonder if Mr Hines (the deceased) ever did the Hokey Kokey ………

    You put your left leg in, your left leg out ….. in , out, in, out, – shake it all about …………….!!!

    #400772

    Well it wasn’t the cough that carried him off ……. it was the coffin they carried him off in.

    #400831

    Maybe she’s just looking for the Dairy Farmer’s convention ???

    #400763

    Mr Hines has since been reburied in another coffin.

    Presumably the new coffin in which the truncated corpse of the late Mr Hines was buried was 6’7” long and his sawn off legs were tastefully re-arranged into their proper position.

    #400484

    Remind me somebody ….. how many deaths are there in an average year from “ordinary” flu???

    #400312

    OMG !!! Calling each other “hun” is often a prelude to yet another handbag swinging session.

    Heads down everybody !!!

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