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Well it sure seems that the BNP has more than its fair share of members who are convicted criminals, known perverts and false election address users eh?
Do any of them play croquet perchance???
@Mr Amphibian wrote:
..I wish PB WOULD comment on this thread. It’s sure to be funny/irreverent/irrelevant and narcissistic. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You flatter me unnecessarily Mr A….. however…. i was moved to remark upon the amazing similarity between dogs and their owners. I mean have you ever noticed that fat athsmatic Poodles that waddle along puffing and blowing are inevitably accompanied by fat athsmatic women waddling along also puffing & blowing.
It’s always fat old dogs that seem to be owned by fat old dogs.
Do you know anybody that looks like their dog, or is it the other way round???
This thread is sooooo tempting….. but I’ll resist.
The hell with it – just piss in their coffee anyway. Squatting isn’t an issue is it?
@dee wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: please tell me you’re being ironic PB, I really couldn’t bare the thought of you being supportive towards your uses :lol:
and for the record………I’m fat :lol:
I have many uses Dee and being supportive is one of them. As you know, I don’t do irony !!!
You hate the job; you hate the company; you hate your boss; you hate your colleagues. No problem the solution is easy.
Just work hard, achieve more than is expected of you and eventually you will be promoted to run the whole thing. Then you can call a company meeting without warning and SACK THE LOT OF THEM.
Oh and in the meantime you can piss in the coffee every day. That’ll teach them !!!!!
@waterloocentral wrote:
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Hi there,
I need your help! I’m hoping to speak to big women who aren’t ashamed of their size. I am trying to put together a positive feature on how size doesn’t have to stop women feeling happy and sexy or having great relationships with men.
I want to hear from you!!!You’ve probably got the wrong message boards if you only want to speak with fat women. None of the females on this board are fat ugly sweaty porkers thank you very much.
I know this is true and if you want proof, just take a look at the various pictures threads like the Bournemouth meet in Forum 1 boards, or even Pete’s collage – OK?
The only downside of ‘Engerlund’ losing any game in the World Cup is the endless hours of utter bollocks that will be spoken by the so-called TV pundits – a bunch of yesterday’s armchair warriors.
It will be ”we was robbed”; the refereee was soooooo unfair; if ***** hadn’t missed the goal totally we’d have scored and won; ****** wasn’t offside when he scored a goal so we would have won; or if the selectors/manager/coach had chosen a different overpaid coke sniffer we would have won etc etc et-boring -cetera.
Meanwhile all the footie fans will gorge themselves even more stupid on burgers, swill even more pints of lager and vomit even more copious gallons of this mixture into the gutter and onto their ‘bovver’ boots.
With a bit of luck England will lose heavily to Outer Mongolia ‘B’ team, the players will all get arrested for gang raping underage girls in their hotel rooms and thus get sent home in disgrace.
The assortment of fans will all get arrested and deported / imprisoned for knifing old age pensioners, rioting in the streets, screaming ”Seig Heil” at local priests and generally behaving as they usually do.
We can all then forget about this football nonsense and get back to normal.
Yes and we need to know if it will be a ”white” wedding – morning suits for the men of course and big hats for the ladies.
Are you having a morning wedding with a luncheon reception or an afternoon wedding with a finger buffet reception?
Will you be having ushers at the Church?
God we all need to know this stuff so that we can plan and clear our diaries for your big day.
(BTW I hear that the Army & Navy do a great wedding list service if you’re interested).
