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What you’ve just read Ladies & Gentlemen, is the side effect of Junior Aspirin.
CIRCULAR LETTER TO ALL CREDITORS:
Dear Sirs,
We apologise for the non payment of your outstanding invoice. However, we sent our cheque off to you many months ago and are surprised to hear that it has not been delivered.
If you wish to be paid, may we suggest that you take a trip to Ystradgynlais, Nr.Swansea, South Wales where you might find something to your advantage.
Yours faithfully,
etc etc
PS: Your cheque is in the skip.
…. or more junk mail !!!
She can’t be a proper football supporter – she isn’t wearing Burberry or hoop earrings.
Isn’t it a bit strange that this story (about a Dutch group) should be published in an Australian newspaper??? Why publish it on the other side of the world?
@emmalush wrote:
…… Maybe there just educating themselves for a holly war on non muslims :(
Koran: “fight those of the unbelievers, and show them how harsh you can be”.I think you have the answer Emmaplonker – we should have a holly war, maybe with a few sprigs of mistletoe thrown in. We could all scratch ourselves with the holly then kiss & make up under the mistletoe.
Ohhh and I lubs ya bruv and I lubs ya sis – ohhhh I lubs ya all …. I wanna cry I’m so happy and lubbed up…. boo hoo hoo…. mwahhhh babes….. I lubs ya soooo much etc etc etc…. !!!
(Pass me a bucket somebody so I can vomit)
@drivel wrote:
Instead of putting resources into giving freebies for drug users – which incidentally will increase the number of drug users in my opinion ; we should channel the money into a “drug busting” sas type force – with unlimited powers . Build some large “firing sqaud” walls – and gallows in every town . Anyone found pushing , selling dealing etc – would have the choice – firing squad -or gallows
You could always offer an alternative you know.
Since, as we have been told at great length on the other drugs thread, drugs are allright and don’t harm you and make you feel good etc etc – how about this. Every drug user or pusher/dealer should be made to consume/inject/snort the entire ‘stash’ of drugs found on them (or in their homes) there and then….. all of it.
If by some misfortune they happened to overdose….oh dear what bad luck. If it turned out that the drugs were of such bad quality or cut with rubbish and they poisoned themselves….. oh dear oh dear, sorry about that. I bet that would suddenly reduce the drug problem in this country.
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
but the personal abuse will be stopped. Yes it is an ”adult” site, but that is no excuse for a user posting grossly offensive stuff about another user.
@forumhostpb wrote:
No soulie, in line with JustChat policy AND following requests from a substantial number of users, we are not prepared to allow any more personal abuse (as outlined above by GM and by me) from ANY user no matter who they are.
I hope that this clears up the point for you.
@forumhostpb wrote:
For the avoidance of doubt, this policy will be applied to ALL users
Pity you didn’t implement this ages ago …. You might still have users who could discuss things sensibly.
Well its implemented now – but I seriously doubt that it will suddenly cause an outbreak of sensible discussion.
OK that works for me – I’ll sing if a) you’re adequately insured (against ear damage b) everybody is so pissed they don’t care what it sounds like anyway and c) you have a selection of ’60’s music to sing along to.
