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The answer is (I suspect) New York. As in New York. NY.
Sure Volksie – delighted to as always. So……. the story to date…………>>>>
Apparently Captain Geoffers (deceased) got pissed (again) and paid a visit to Forum 1. There he took it upon himself to explain a few things to a few people and got into a bit of a banter – and (it is said) came out on the wrong end of it.
The next day, along comes ‘Twisted Chick’ – sounds like a nasty hernia eh?’ – who had taken great exception to the late Captain Geoffers, particularly as he allegedly said that he would arrange for ChatGuideAC and ForumhostCL to get fired. She posted this thread roundly denouncing him in unmistakeable terms.
These two had the usual arguement for the regulation 2.4 pages – and then along came the ”sisterhood” and their assortment of camp followers. Many pages of the usual abuse followed.
A new feature of the ‘usual abuse’ is the fragrant ‘Steve’ who has a whole new line in Geoff expose’s. However it turns out that Steve not only hates Geoff (nothing new there then) but additionally has/has not shagged/cyber shagged some female or other and as a result she is/is not pregnant by him/somebody else. Much derision ensued at the expense of Steve (who is believed to be in some way connected with C2F BTW – but don’t quote me on this OK?).
A competition commenced to see who has allegedly shagged whom. Sunny wanted to shag everybody that could stand still long enough – Sian actually has done so, and is therefore the winner.
Finally Captain Geoffers (deceased) accused ForumhostCL of being Twisted Chick – not true BTW.
The whole tone of the thread then changed with the arrival of one of our newest users – rubyred – who made an instant hit with everybody with her incisive comments and general level of restrained bitchiness.
So…………
Captain Geoffers (deceased) has gone back to the fridge for more beers.
Steve has gone to check his copies of room conversations to see if it was a bloke he shagged or if he really did meet him / her.
The ‘sisterhood’ has become enraptured with rubyred and love her turn of phrase and have temporarily forgootten to hate Geoff.
Sian still hates Geoff but has her mouth full so cannot speak too easily.
Emma is still a size 12 – even after Christmas.
ForumHostCL and ChatGuideAC didn’t get fired (as promised) but instead got a bonus for doing Geoff over.
Twisted Chick is still alive but has retired to a nunnery in Blackpool.
Chapter 25…………………>>>>>>
Chelsea who???
Actually there were three different ”Geoffs” in the chatrooms last night – and only one of them was ”our” Captain Geoffers (deceased). The other two were fakes.
Makes you wonder doesn’t it?
You wer far too subtle for me (before breakfast) Tommy.
Phewwwwww !!! That was a close one – but I think you got away with it.
Oh God – Tommy’s pissed again !! Switch yer spell checker on Tommy !!!
Shhhhh !!!! FFS don’t say that. Bat loves it. Don’t go and stir her up or she will bite your jugular and drink !!!
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
its too early in the morning lol… errrrrrr, welcome back Bat :P :lol:
er…… she never actually left Lucky. Go and have another cup of coffee love.
There are several International Horse Shows in fact – and there is one held in Washington DC just as there is one held at Hickstead. There is even one in Helsinki.
But the major one is the London International Horse Show – and this is held in Olympia, (Hammersmith Road, West London to be precise).
