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@American Woman wrote:

Don’t think I’m a werido – But I’m still doing it wrong :x . Please Help

You see when you quote – it says Geoff Wrote or Sian Wrote

When I do it – It just says Quote

I know I’m sh*t at this – So no making fun of me :evil: :evil:

OK you click on the ”Quote” button on the post that you wish to quote….. then the post appears on your reply screen at the top with the syntax>>>>

‘ wrote:

the copy of their post

<—- here is where you type whatever your reply is to whatever their quote was. DO NOT mess with anything in between the square brackets [ & ] OK?

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Succinct – but not exactly to the point. (Love the smiley BTW).

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Well I am also really confused now. Let me ask Sian as our resident non discriminatory, anti-racist commentator what the correct terms are for:

Black Pudding
The black ball in snooker
Blackpool
a black spot or ‘blackhead’
an accident ‘blackspot’ on a road
black humour

and so on……

or….

yellow bellied
green with envy
blue with cold
white as a sheet
purple with rage
red faced with anger
or even deathly pale

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Yes…..I think I remember….. this is the in – out – in – out – wave it all about thingy isn’t it?

I can do the ”out” bit and the waving it all about thing OK – it’s the ”in” bit that causes the problem.

I gather it’s a bit like pushing marshmallow into a money box.

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@soulie wrote:

looks like you doing the Hokey Pokey to me

Plenty of Hokey but not too much Pokey :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@rubyred wrote:

i wasnt looking for a round of applause ffs !! was answering becky about passing on advice.
you have serious chip on shoulder man!

Dear oh dear – and there was I thinking that it was an ironic chip.

That’s the problem with irony – some people just don’t get it do they?

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Remind yourself once again by clicking —->HERE <—- to see what your countrymen do for their pleasures

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Yes Marty I fully agree with Tommy. If it wasn’t for Her Majesty’s predecessors shipping our unwanted convicts to your arid and desolate country, the likes of Rolf (and many many other Aussies) wouldn’t have had the pleasures of shagging a roo etc.

Ungrateful doesn’t even begin to describe your attitude to this conferred benefit.

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Ah … another two anecdotes from the Scottish contingent. Yes it’s really interesting reading how all you brave women coped with one of Mother nature’s little processes.

Perhaps we can widen the discussion to include all your reminiscences on child rearing as well. After all if we are going to go off topic we might as well do it properly.

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@Mart wrote:

:shock: See what living in Pommy Land for so many years does to you!!

His underlying Aussie nature still shines through though – in spite of our many attempts to civilise him.

Christ we even allowed him to paint a portrait of Her Majesty and what does he do???? He puts a picture of Her on his bedside locker to watch his ”performance”. Typical Aussie gratitude.

Did you notice the look in his eye at the end of the clip??? Says it all really huh?

Even Battersea Dog’s Home have banned him in case he mistakes a lovely pet doggy for a Dingo and tries to shag it.

Nope, you can’t take these Aussies anywhere.

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