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So I anticipate that you’ll be writing to the Independent Police Complaints Authority to complain about this terrible and disproportionate use of Police resources in dealing with a public indecency offence, when they should have been chasing around after real criminals???

Banks being robbed; homes being burgled; and all they could do was persecute the local phantom urinator. Disgraceful eh?

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I’d like to be an old fishwife for an hour or so. :lol:

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@will wrote:

munny makes the world go round.

A very astute observation Will.

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a) there’s no such offence of “pissing in a public place”
b) if it was your wall he was pissing all over you might possibly be slightly less outraged at the Police doing something about it.
c) Public indecency offences, such as the one you describe, are invariably dealt with by an ‘on the spot’ fixed penalty notice and not by arrest, followed by charges and Court appearances.
d) for the numbers of Police involved in the incident (as you describe it) and for the offender to have been arrested etc etc there must have been another more serious offence committed – probably about which you knew nothing.

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“Detective Constable Jon Knox, of Hampshire Police, added: ‘This is a very sad situation, and this man has now parted with a huge sums of money through his own good nature (i.e total stupidity).

‘We do not want anyone else to fall foul of this kind of shocking activity so if you think you’ve been scammed by Nigerian fraudsters ……………… please send us details of your Bank account, (A/c and sort code number) and PIN number and we’ll see if they match any of the numbers of other victims.

You will also be entered into our annual prize draw which could be worth £1,000,000 (to us !!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You might as well tax the fat as they’re going to get crapped on by HMRC, just like the rest of us. At least it will give fatties a chance of blubbing that they have been yet again unfairly discriminated against.

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Letter from HMRC

Dear Fat Bastard,

It has been brought to our attention (by members of the community in which you live) that you are a greedy fat pig and that you spend every waking hour snorting and snuffling through the dustbins in the hope of getting an extra mouthful of rubbish food.

This simply will not do !!! Incessantly scoffing double helpings of McDonald’s supersize ratburgers is not only damaging the environment, it’s also adding layers of blubber to your already ginormous pot belly and oil drum thighs (we won’t mention your hips and backside here to save you further embarassment)….. so we’re going to supersize your Income Tax bill.

Solely as a punishment, and because we are prejudiced against grossly fat bastards, we are imposing an additional “Fat Tax” on you, relative to your excessive size.

In your particular case this will amount to an additional 55% of your normal Tax bill for the year 2009/2010. We sincerely hope that this chokes you and thus assists you in losing weight.

Yours etc.

HMRC

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An excellent evening and great fun was had by one and all. Well done to both captains and to their respective teams.

I’m supposed tro add here that the best team won … however ….. er …. I’ll shut up now !!!

BTW: I DID get the “Stanley Matthews” question right – only about 10 minutes after everybody else. Not easy this quiz thingy is it?

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Hmmmmmm…… he should have tasered the cat first – just to see if it worked you understand !!!

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@esmeralda wrote:

@yoda wrote:

Ok Pb but if nobody else will, will you do tonight?

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Actually..everyone on our team HAS had a go at the phone-in..so it’s only fair that PB takes his turn tonight.
Yodles my love..you’re the Captain..but as Vice Captain *coughs* let me help you out..
PB you’re on the phone-in tonight.

Esme, I’d love to pitch in but ….
1. It’s a new start for the quiz for the New Year so technically nobody from the newly formed teams has phoned in as yet.
2. I havo to attend a Lodge committee meeting tonight and won’t be back home until fairly late. I’ll need to have supper (“Your dinner’s in the dustbin!!!!”) and do the goodnight thing with my little one.
3. I’d prefer to listen and learn for a while before pitching in up front.

So … if you’ll excuse me for this evening and I’ll do my best to be around and take my share of the calling in on future occasions – OK?

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