Freaky Biker

@kent f OBE wrote:

chief tester :lol:

ready, willing and able ma’am :salutes:

goddamn Susie, you can’t just post things like that “Yes Yes Yes position” on here… I’m gonna need a cold shower now :oops:

:pmsl:
Can anyone decipher the last actual word we used?

@SusieQ wrote:

I think I have already seen your video :lol: ( pssst kent . . and you liked the position I posted earlier . . . :wink: )

@kent f OBE wrote:

[yep :wink:

Why am I feeling rather worried?

@SusieQ wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

ive learnt

1. my mind is always in the gutter
2. my mind is always in the gutter
3. my mind is always in the gutter
4. my mind is always in the gutter
5. my mind is always in the gutter

pmsl . . I don’t think youre’s id the only one :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

heeeeey, I’m not that bad am I?

Oh, right- yeah I am :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

Have given up on sleep . . too many interruptions!! I’ll go back to surfing sex sites . . I mean JC boards :lol:

sounds like a plan to me. I might join you.

:blush:
i’m worth every penny.

@kent f OBE wrote:

oh jen its very expensive isnt it? 4.99 for one tablet…blimey….think id rather pay for a gigalo :lol:

why pay? ;)

@SusieQ wrote:

a tad :?

was gonna do more but I restrained myself 8)

mmmmmm, restraints :twisted:

@SusieQ wrote:

@Freaky Biker wrote:

psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:

but that takes all the fun out of it.

you’ve obviously never done it in a bathroom then :wink:

i tried it a few times. I got a mouth full of anti dandruff, slipped on the bath, cracked my head on the wall and had water up my nose
Not sexy at all.

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@Freaky Biker wrote:

psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:

but that takes all the fun out of it.

well to be honest if a woman can kill 2 birds with 1 stone we will do it :lol: ..get the old man “sorted” and washed and showered after before he starts snoring can only be a bonus :lol:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

ok just had a delivery of herbal viagra…can’t wait to see who buys it :lol:

and no im not running a sex shop :lol:

i’m keeping quiet, for once.

@SusieQ wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

is it me or are there very strong sexual undertones to nearly every thread today :lol:

nope . . not just you :lol:

for a change. :lol:

psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:

but that takes all the fun out of it.

Yippieeeeeee!

@jen_jen wrote:

where? when? (sorry, that’s two words! :lol: )

everywhere

thats both words covered anyway

@kent f OBE wrote:

train ride huh? hehe

yeah, i’m capable of riding many different things.

But i’m just thinkin of a train at the moment.

I’m now thinking… BEER, Gimme!

I’m thinking of taking a train ride.

I’m also thinking that I need to get out of this house and DO something before I start to go crazy.

ok, I meant crazier

as romantic as it sounds :wink: , if I was going to snuff it- I’d love for it to be during a wild, energetic, passionate session.

and don’t worry about Rigormortice, make the most of it, it’d the hardest I’ll be for a long time :lol:

now.. Shock……

surprise (i’ve just croaked it)

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I was supposed to be going out 5mins ago. oops