GAZLAN

@GAZLAN wrote:

baptised Klingon but having some doubts

Khan you expand a bit maybe ? :lol:

I’ll try but feeling a tad deflated by your godawful puns.

Monotheist religion, yes the Big 3 of Judaism, Christianity and Islam which all appeared from the same babbling brook, are currently living in an old people’s home somewhere outside the fertile…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

And God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth.”

It puzzles me why some denominations of christianity require their clergy to remain…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

……….its bleeding hilarious

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ooooops didn’t realise I said that :lol:

Blonde moment !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Oh Mrs Kent………..c`mon….you know that just is not true…….. :!:

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Menstruation, or period, is a woman’s monthly bleeding. Every month, your body prepares for pregnancy. If no pregnancy occurs, the uterus sheds its lining. The menstrual blood is partly blood and partly tissue from inside the uterus, or womb. It passes out of the body through the vagina. Periods usually start around age 12 and…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

That i am going to find seeing my friend on tv tonight upsetting

wow….care to share ?

She lost her daughter in a car accident and is campaigning to get stricter jail terms for dangerous drivers, it was very moving.

@GAZLAN wrote:

stick your finger up your bum and report back………you may be pleasantly surprised

As pleasant as reading the Guru Granth Sahib…??????? :lol:

Diss it all you like Gaz, I’m sure it makes you feel even more superior.

@GAZLAN wrote:

Yes Gaz, but I havn’t been in a chat room for over 6 months….what should I do instead?

ooooh tuff one ……you could perhaps study the Guru Granth Sahib :wink:

What makes you think I don’t already?

@GAZLAN wrote:

but sometimes age comes alone.

Oh i wouldnt say that….. :oops:

Ohhhhhhh there you are. I thought you was perhaps hiding out. :)

@GAZLAN wrote:

I really do wonder what stole this boys childhood from him in this way…. :?

Someone elses fault then is it!! couldn’t possibly be his fault!! yea rite :twisted: :roll: :roll:

@GAZLAN wrote:

I find it amusing that these vehicle manufacturers continue to produce these high speed engines knowing full well that to drive these machines at there peak is illegal…. i am not aware of any government agency that has even attempted to stem this….. :?

Maybe you should stand in the next general election and stem it yourself.
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@GAZLAN wrote:

My apologies….i didnt mean to be rude…..can you prove these people are illegal imigrants?

apology accepted

OK I may have assumed that they are illegal immigrants; they may just be immigrants supplementing the vast amount of money that they are given by the Irish Government.

@GAZLAN wrote:

Good old British manufacturing at its best……….. :lol:

See – And people complain that not many things are made in Britain.. Well, you nation of moaners, i have news for you.. :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Was this clot a result of the excessive alchohol? Also, is your podcast available for download? If so, which site are you using for this ? Good luck with your disability !

Hi GAZLAN,
Thanks for your mail,my clot was a result of excessive alcohol,there has been an increase in people suffering strokes due to excessive…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

They wouldnt even help toward the expenses to get my special medication :roll: despite the back claim i put in :lol: come back when youve paid back that social fund loan…heres to the future :lol:

Me Niether – I put in a claim ages ago asking for expenses saying that I was travelling to space via nasa.. I also asked for a…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

Freebies are better then paying haha enjoy x

:D :D :D

Is The Person Referring To Se x?.. :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

:P

What’s That Gesture You’re Making With Your Hand?.. :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

A pm is a PRIVATE message you could at least have had the decency to reply privately

I did…..she didnt have the courtesy to reply :roll:

Aye, but that would deny him of the attention he obviously craves. Sad really.

It worked then…. :lol: obviously got the attention of the undesirables i see, still, cant have it all…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Dont ever give up

only give up for two reasons:

1: You’re dead
2: it’s no longer your decision

@GAZLAN wrote:

and there was me thinking I was typing in plain english!

Or just plain nan-sense… :lol:

stop… please… stop
I give in
no more
I can’t take it any more
arrrgghhhhhhhh

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