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@melody wrote:
I am as exciting as a pair of socks to open Gaz!
For some Melz, the smallest things give the greatest pleasure, you know that . . :)
@cosy.m wrote:
i know that woman gaz
So does half the estate . . . So i’m told lol :-
@panda12 wrote:
Santa’s wrapped a few JC babes for you Gaz – make sure you keep your strength and other things up! :P
:shock: You mean there’s that much paper in this world lol :lol:
Sorry girls, i’m sure there’s no finer parcel a man could receive :mrgreen: :wink:
@gazlan wrote:
Dear Santa . . . Please can i have a small reminder of what a feminine woman truly is, there’s an awful shortage around these parts.
PS~ Make me your last stop coz you won’t be going far after a couple of my special mince pies :wink:
Tell Rudolph the parking slot is sorted. . . :lol:
@melody wrote:
Hope everyone has a wonderous christmas, and an extra special 2011!
If a grey old man with a beard grabs you from behind and tugs you round the sack, don’t be alarmed, it’s just Santa looking for his Ho’s. I am already in the sack so bring some booze x
Now there’s a thought :wink:
Pete got a beard now then ? hehe :lol:
Getting as many freebies as i can lay my hands on lol :D
@gazlan wrote:
Dear Santa . . . Please can i have a small reminder of what a feminine woman truly is, there’s an awful shortage around these parts.
PS~ Make me your last stop coz you won’t be going far after a couple of my special mince pies :wink:
That’s Feminine and not Feminist btw hehe :lol:
Dear Santa . . . Please can i have a small reminder of what a feminine woman truly is, there’s an awful shortage around these parts.
PS~ Make me your last stop coz you won’t be going far after a couple of my special mince pies :wink:
But hang on . . .
Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
I bet Jonah was glad he didn’t end up in the belly of a white tip :shock: :wink:
we are the most disgusting, abusive and destructive species on this planet.
Can’t fault that.
@jason57 wrote:
Its the only day I dont work so i lie there next to my very desirable but frigid wife and just feel so frustrated, angry, hurt and alone.Is this normal? How can she love me if she hates every physical contact> I’m going crazy trying to work her out and slowly just giving up..
Check under the bed regularly if you ask me. :o :wink:
