hells granny

Well im happy to have a more colourful bod than you fishy. Just a shame i never got round to getting my back finished 

The best thing about tattoos is we show then off on our skin. So if you just happen to see something you like on someone you can ask them who done it and would they recommend them?

With Paul who does mine and done my kids i now get a discount from him which helps the cost. And after he has done any tattoo he takes a photo of it and puts it on his…[Read more]

Got one or two 

Mr Fish. I really think you should give him a pair of  “Arabian Goggles” to help him see things better. 😂😂😂

Thinks someone got out of bed the wrong side 

We are all laughing @ Ge not with him 😂😂😂

Better question is if his home help are reading his laptop who the fook is changing his Tena pants? 😂  

This tosser is why euthanasia should be allowed.Thinks theres some pot,kettle.black going on with him again.

Talking about fuck ups and me FWEND turns up 

Fishy just put ya fooking hand in the air and say you fooked up. Your joke backed fired. SIMPLES.

How the fooking hell can you only give Kenters 8/10

She knows more positions than a yoga instructor 

No pics (was dark)

Her name (dont know) meet at a disco and the church yard next door came in useful 😁

I lost my virginity a fair few years back mate.Does that count?

1st thing i do after the gym was to take them sweaty stinking socks off. Anyone whos done a hard shift at the gym knows you get sweaty socks.       

Ena. Your stirring it 

I have you know im talking about after the  gym or a run. Nothing worse.

Sweaty socks do my head in     

Yawns. Looks like some masturbater is trying to bait me pmsfl 

Did someone just fart?

See you not got a life yet 
Imagine how degrading it must be when the only people you can get to show you any attention is little fish Somer n jolly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh n married mids lmfao

Shakes head