hells granny

Age or distance means fook all. Its what in your hearts that only matters. If you want it to work it will,if you dont it wont.But it takes 2 peeps to make it work.

But Kenters we need a pic of you to see if you look like Juhi Chawla 

I see someones still fascinated by me. Cider belly? You better go see the doc about ya testicles  as ya talking bollox 

Nice tattoo though 

That’s Mr Bold Tw@T to you 😂🤣

Being into heavy rock when a tad younger I would have to go as someone like……..

Axel Rose so I can remember what it was like to have hair on top me ed 🤣

I actually see the states like a modern day version of the likes of Afghanistan,Iraq and places like that. Why I hear you ask?

1. You all like to run around carrying a gun.

2. Women have no rights over their own body.

If that’s a Democracy thank fuck I like in the UK.

But if anyone wants to buy the video there £15 each   

And you Linda. 08.05 here at the mo and got the 2 G/kids flying in to BC today. Not seen them for 2 yrs. still waiting for everyone to wake here 😂

Suns out in Beautiful  British Columbia.

Heya Lins. Spent a few days in Vancouver and then drove the 5hrs up to Kelowna. Stunning views. But best of all never in my wildest dreams would I have thought we would be bribing on the coquihalla

(Highway thru hell) wouldn’t wanna drive that in winter!!

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Old farts I’m still 21 😂🤣😂

Ok mate. Where did ya go to? My spies tell me you were lost in the Man Utd trophy room 😂

And my fanatic turns up yet again!!!

One thing though fuckturd. Where did I say it was on the underground trains?
I was on the way to Heathrow.

TWAT 😂🤣😂

Cheers dude. Cant wait now all paperwork is sorted. Will try and pop in on a Fri night (will be Sat morning here. Have fun with the fckturd. It cant be helped that their a good wa nk wasted.

And congrats on the prem this season.

I’m much more likely to be harmed by a police officer than a criminal.

No police in this country are unarmed though, they all carry tasers, which are much more dangerous than most people seem to think they are.

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If you went with the shoulder you could just tell people that you have had one done and when they dont believe you just show it 

Yep. Go along with that.Perhaps the shoulder Lins.

I have just had done Welcome to Bridgwater Somerset,Hope You Have A great Time on me todger all in capital letters 😂😂😂

Likes choc and likes nuts but together just cant do it 😂

That cart looked better than i thought