Irish_Lucy

YAY i have a stalker

:wink: @ Cosy x

@best man wrote:

this is for lucy from last week,my party trick is i can put a penny on my dik (providing its hard) flick it and catch it in my mouth,for any disbelievers i shall be performing this feat at the northampton meet.

:shock: eh.. but .. WTF

how bored were you to find this out. It always makes me wonder how people find out they can…[Read more]

@Eva licious wrote:

If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it? Speedy
You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose? the gorilla
and em

Who do you like better, Bill or Ted? Why? Bill (Alex Winter) as he wasnt as dumb as Ted (Keanue Reeves).…

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@anc wrote:

@best man wrote:

my dearest sweet anc

ive just moved into a flat,and its haunted by a female ghost,is it ok to fantasise about her

ive never had a ghost before? :oops:

weeeellll if ya wanna fantasise about someone who is dead and a skeleton, don’t blow up ya doll! :lol:

Is it too early for a Amy Winehouse joke??

I think people mourn pets harder and its only natural. Pets dont bad mouth you, feck you over and are always happy to see you. So when a pet dies there are no bad memories (even if your dog chewed your fav shoes – end of day its just a dog and nos no better)

People feel silly when they cry over loosing a pet where as i think its perfectly…[Read more]

you said the spider will kill that daddylong legs, i asked what size spider you got.

it was pretty clear to me.

♥ ♥ Garry Oldman ♥ ♥ – Leon

@GAZLAN wrote:

Or maybe just camera shy? :P

Does this mean your gonna post a pic of yourself??

what size spider you got to eat that

Diesel

Pish – A pish is an imitated bird call (usually a scold or alarm call) used by birders and ornithologists to attract birds (generally Passerines).

Although i was refering to the scottish word for pìss :lol:

fecking waster Capster.

Installs payphone for Mrs. T.

Removes bean bag as Gaz hogs it.

were allowed to stay

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

How come you always lose a filling just before a holiday?

Better than losing your passport

@jen_jen wrote:

I didn’t realise you wanted us to answer them, thought they were just supposed to be thought provoking :?

LMFAO @ thought provoking, theres more to think about in a fourtune cookie

so they got evicted

@TheCapster wrote:

These questions have no right or wrong answers.
Because sometimes asking the right questions is the answer.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? as young as you want
Which is worse, failing or never trying? never trying
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many thi…

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@balloons wrote:

The grass aint always greener on the other side :)

On QI ages ago, Stephen Fry said to Dara O’Brien:

The grass in Ireland IS greener than England, do you know why?
Cause your all over here walking on it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@best man wrote:

whos emily dickinson when shes at home?

Emily