Irish_Lucy

@best man wrote:

jealous mrs t? nah no way you have been her long enough to see my 2835 posts cruelly taken away from me,thats why i refuse to put any pics,songs,images,poems in here,im very quiet in here normally,i think you know the room i spout off in and air my views and stuff,anyway lucy and mrs t am i not allowed to put my opinions or…

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A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse, and £22,398,750 in cash.” The granddaughter, absolutely floored, says, “Oh Granny, you are SO generous! I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, Granny whispered, “Facebook…”

@best man wrote:

i know its herm saddo but my criticism of you still stands,whatever thread you put on ive seen them all before,why dont you change your name to cheese grater,cos thats what you do the best grate.

So because you’ve seen it before we cant put up threads incase we offend YOU.

Cosy go back a page and read my reply to you about…[Read more]

@Chameleon wrote:

Dear Agony Aunt,
I have fallen in love with a married lady and she feels the same. She won’t leave her husband which I can understand and I will wait for her. The trouble is her ex boyfriend won’t let her go, even though she has said she is not interested. I am losing my patience with him, how should I play it? 8)

Once a cheater…[Read more]

Now now Cosy how many threads have you started about being insane/mental etc (on Pats)
Pot. Kettle. Black.

Everyone is wrong at some point so i’d rather be happy.

@a certain sadness wrote:

Ive fallen out of love with my husband, but we have two fabulous kids.An affair helps me survive, but reminds me that my marriage is awful.should i stay or go?

If your serious and your in a dead end relationship – LEAVE (appertently it gets better :wink: )
Your kids will grow up knowing their loved and will relaise when…[Read more]

i prefer mine covered in chocolate

Keira Knightley – Love actually

Pretend your Indiana Jones and you’ll be grand. Once noone tries to cut it as your half way across :lol:

I think its pure ignorance to not let it be shown. These kids have witnessed this and are putting it in drawings for everyone else to see what they have been going through. Ask any child therepst and they would tell you that if children are having trouble dealing with things and they cant speak about them, to either put in writing or…[Read more]

Oh Blonde if you come over – Killkenny is brilliant. And in Belfast i want to go here:

The Rope Bridge in Belfast.

Google images page 4
Fairy Friday

=P~

16th September

Marc Anthony – 43 (J. Lo’s soon to be ex)
Jennifer Tilly – 50
David Copperfeild – 55
Micky Rourke – 55 (yes ONLY 55!!!!)
Lauren Bacall – 87

Peter Falk – would have been 84
B.B. King – would have been 86

Happy Friday everyone xxxxxx

When your in a hurry ALL the traffic lights turn red just as you get to them

Could have sworn i posted this already but hey ho here it is again.

A best friend is someone you can ring and say “I’ve got a dead body”
Their reply without hesitation would be “and i have a shovel”.

@thin ice wrote:

i lost my heart once to a lovely girl
lifes never been the same since :oops:

Ah so thats what happened to you, you got your heart broken so you treat every other woman like a contest so you cant get to involved so you wont get hurt again???

To the thread, i cant remember loosing anything i miss today (apart from my childhood toys…[Read more]

Shoe

In Ireland we call trainers runners and in America they call them sneakers, just thought i’d share that with you :)