JackHammer

Language filters are unnecessary considering it’s an over 18’s site.
Anyhoo…. lad dee da.

Oh ok, I’ll add the woman one too cause it’s funny and somewhat true…

How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make m…[Read more]

Haha Lucy! Loved it… here’s another :P

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch you…[Read more]

I have to say, this is going to sound awful! But I don’t go into a crying frenzy when someone passes away, it’s sad, yes, and I shed tears and reflect on life and death but I don’t grieve for a long time.
So my personal, general conclusion is that there is no right or wrong on how you feel about death or how you react to death.
Much love to you…[Read more]

@Chronicle wrote:

As a frequent popper inner to the joys that is f2 i thought id give a short lighthearted view of you crazy kittens who frequent f2,

Top of the girls for me is cherrriepie whose intelligence and beauty shines through. My top guy’s in here are desmondy mellow pasty tango and warren whose wit and banter and humour shine…

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@MasterPlan wrote:

We’d be under a bridge, by the canals… it would be misty.

As for the next poster. No… I wouldn’t want to cause trauma.

Aww too bad Craig :wink:

Welcome to the boards hun xx

Saw your username and remembered this…. One for you Mrs Teapot x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69-GO4bYLM :P :wink:

@GAZLAN wrote:

:wink:

Haha! :P

@TwistinMyMelonMan wrote:

they all died, the end :lol:

You can’t “The End” the ending.
I ended it.

Once again.
The End.

The End.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imp0BqHBxyQ Epic.

@Tatler wrote:

My reply was when u had zippy as ur pic twisty lol

I would say .. “What’s twisty doing here?” :shock:

William Rodriguez is just ONE example. There are many witnesses who have come forward and stated that there were in fact explosives, the fire fighters, workers.. oh the list goes on.

Just watch the video of the buildings going down, clearly a demolition as
Larry Silverstein ordered. “Pull it”.

It’s funny how they were able to set up demolition…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Not nice gaz uncalled for and not deserved

Shush !!! Don’t talk with you’re mouth full ! :wink:

Oh my……………………………………………

Mrs Teapot… fill me in later :wink:

Wonderful post Lucy xx

That awkward moment when, mid-argument, you realize that you are actually wrong. Haha! Oh happened so many times :P

That awkward moment when you yell someone’s name in a crowded place and they don’t notice you. :lol:

That awkward moment when your mum/dad wants to talk about sex.

That awkward moment when your crush tells you he’s dating someo…[Read more]

Haha, I love this thread… I love awkward moments… okay here are a few more

That awkward moment when…. you’re singing alone in your car and you make eye contact with a stranger.

when you’re rubbing something off the front of your pants or shirt, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you rub at your crotch/boobies fur…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

Ma Brutha Fom Anutha :lol:

Sigh .. I giggled

@will wrote:

u have lost me cherry. :-s

:( Lose them all

How I can convince my floor to mop itself.