James Belfast

I donnn’t belieeeeve it! There was me on a promise with a bunch of lesbian cheerleaders if I was named MOTM and what do they do?? They give the fecking award to a GIRL!!! Wtf is she gonna do with a bunch of lesbo cheerleaders eh??? Ridiculous.

Anyway, I can recommend a kebab with exra chilli sauce as the idea pre-match meal (but can we have 15…[Read more]

Right well I made it here safely and am ready to rumble. Erm, have I got time for a kebab before the match?

Btw coach, could you change the title of this thread to JCFC or something to make it easier to find (since it’s going to be running for a while).

What’s a Mars bar? Didn’t they rename them ‘I donnnn’t belieeeeve it?’ Bar? I’ve nicked a box of curly wurly’s from the corner shop and will bring them along for half-time instead of oranges – they are even tastier than a I donnnn’t belieeeeeve it Bar.

Well we need to be there in time for Matty’s EGM before the match so I’ll see you at Jct 6 in an hour. On the way back you can either drop me off at the services or send me home with the lesbian cheerleaders. If I get man of the match tonight I reckon the cheerleaders will be after my body. ‘Jamesie, Jamesie, he’s our man, if he can’t stop them…[Read more]

Ok, I can get the garage to give me a lift to Jct 6 of the M1 – can you pick me up from there? I will be changed for the match in case you get lost and we arrive late. Were those your thongs I took??? I thought they were a spare pare of laces.

Oh and the rampant lesbian cheerleaders are fine by me 8)

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

lol@rubes!!!!

we can all go to jumpin jacks after and back to mine for a bevvy then!!! 8) :lol: :lol:

yah for jumpin jacks,,ya think we can all get a man!!

We don’t ALL want a man Rubes. JC is a Northerners team remember, full of rampant heterosexuals, not some poncy Brighton select. Anyway, I thought all…[Read more]

Smell lovely??? Football dressing rooms should smell of linament and stale sweat; oranges and spilled tea; cigarettes and alcohol – NOT flowers and tc bloody p! Ffs we are playing in the Northern League, not the Unibond Southern – they are hard men we are up against, we can’t afford to come onto the pitch smelling like a bunch of nancy-boys…[Read more]

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an indian head to…

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What have you got upstairs Gyps????? You got a man hidden in the wardrobe up there? :shock: :shock:

@Gyps wrote:

Why….? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Indeed! Imagine spoiling all the SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL polls with a stupid one like this eh? :wink: :wink:

Your questionnaire is flawed in that it doesn’t afford a ‘I don’t like any of these posters in Q20’ and therefore a ‘Neither cos they are all crap’ option in Q21. This means I couldn’t submit my response and have wasted my fekking time! Not happy! :evil:

I rarely go to the cinema of my own accord – mainly if the kids want to see something. The cost is a disgrace and I begrudge paying £7 to see a kids movie when it is clear I am only there to protect (and control!) my kids. If they let adults in free for kids films I think more people would go along. Does anyone think that going with the kids…[Read more]

Accept! We can buy some new kit and go on the lash. We could maybe get a new minibus and name it after Pikey (like those Eddie Stobart lorries).

@Magoo wrote:

Not to say this woman would have gone to the gallows, but she isn’t the first miscarriage of all time.

Ok Becky, it wasn’t joking about the mother or baby, it was a very cheap shot at Magoo’s bad grammar and posted immediately underneath his post. I thought people would get it but I misjudged it. I do really want to leave it now…[Read more]

Ok fair do’s – it was a cheap joke but in no way was it intended to make fun of the poor woman concerned – and Geoff knew that. Anyway, if anyone WAS offended (including Geoff) I apologise. I will certainly give Geoff a break and would hope Geoff will give other people (Drivel etc) a break too and focus his replies on facts instead of…[Read more]

I wasn’t making fun of the death of a baby, I think it’s a disgrace and a tragedy – I was making fun of you. And no point pretending you are all ‘holier than thou’, cos you are one of the biggest troublemakers in here.

It wasn’t a miscarriage, it was a cot death :twisted:

well I am not one to make excuses but… I lost one of my new contact lenses and was searching for it in the long grass. Rather unsporting of their attacker to take advantage, you would have thought he would have put the ball out of play. I must see if I can get some of those ‘wrap around’ specs like Edgar Davids wears.

Woohoo – unbeaten during pre-season tho. Good start! Can we have an end of pre-season party?

Did anyone get the score? I had concussion and can’t remember (not during the match btw, I got in a fight in the pub carpark afterwards – someone called our goalie a girl)