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I donnn’t belieeeeve it! There was me on a promise with a bunch of lesbian cheerleaders if I was named MOTM and what do they do?? They give the fecking award to a GIRL!!! Wtf is she gonna do with a bunch of lesbo cheerleaders eh??? Ridiculous.
Anyway, I can recommend a kebab with exra chilli sauce as the idea pre-match meal (but can we have 15 mins for half-time please cos erm I nearly had an accident). Oh and I heard on 6-0-6 that BM feigned an injury to avoid playing as he has already signed for Celtic! True or false BM????
Right well I made it here safely and am ready to rumble. Erm, have I got time for a kebab before the match?
Btw coach, could you change the title of this thread to JCFC or something to make it easier to find (since it’s going to be running for a while).
What’s a Mars bar? Didn’t they rename them ‘I donnnn’t belieeeeve it?’ Bar? I’ve nicked a box of curly wurly’s from the corner shop and will bring them along for half-time instead of oranges – they are even tastier than a I donnnn’t belieeeeeve it Bar.
Well we need to be there in time for Matty’s EGM before the match so I’ll see you at Jct 6 in an hour. On the way back you can either drop me off at the services or send me home with the lesbian cheerleaders. If I get man of the match tonight I reckon the cheerleaders will be after my body. ‘Jamesie, Jamesie, he’s our man, if he can’t stop them no-one can. Go Jamesie Gooooooo! Whoooooooo’.
Ok, I can get the garage to give me a lift to Jct 6 of the M1 – can you pick me up from there? I will be changed for the match in case you get lost and we arrive late. Were those your thongs I took??? I thought they were a spare pare of laces.
Oh and the rampant lesbian cheerleaders are fine by me 8)
@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
lol@rubes!!!!
we can all go to jumpin jacks after and back to mine for a bevvy then!!! 8) :lol: :lol:
yah for jumpin jacks,,ya think we can all get a man!!
We don’t ALL want a man Rubes. JC is a Northerners team remember, full of rampant heterosexuals, not some poncy Brighton select. Anyway, I thought all women’s footballers were lesbos (or am I confusing it with wimmins rugby)?
Matty, when is the next game please cos I need to put my car in for MOT on Saturday – can someone give me a lift since we dipped out on the new minibus?
Smell lovely??? Football dressing rooms should smell of linament and stale sweat; oranges and spilled tea; cigarettes and alcohol – NOT flowers and tc bloody p! Ffs we are playing in the Northern League, not the Unibond Southern – they are hard men we are up against, we can’t afford to come onto the pitch smelling like a bunch of nancy-boys and looking all pretty in our clean kit! Now I am all for wifey’s being allowed in the team (on merit obviously) but I hope the boss doesn’t change over a hundred years of footballing tradition just because you want to make use of an article in ‘Good Housekeeping’ about inserting pot pourri inside cushions. You should be reading 4-4-2 or Shoot!
@sweetasbaileez wrote:
well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an indian head to massage at 3 call me when the bloody match is on and dont dock my wages boss cos i bin a gd girl :wink: :P
WHAT??????? You WASHED my LUCKY JOCKSTRAP????????/ FFS woman – I said I wouldn’t wash it til we won the cup!! Wtf are you doing?????? We’ve no chance of winning anything now… grrr I hope you get another week’s wages docked.
And I hope you didn’t put lenor in when you washed the goal nets btw – we’ve seen enough “soft goals” already this season :wink:
What have you got upstairs Gyps????? You got a man hidden in the wardrobe up there? :shock: :shock:
@gyps wrote:
Why….? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Indeed! Imagine spoiling all the SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL polls with a stupid one like this eh? :wink: :wink:
