James54

telegraph pole

nativity

greenness

;fortunately, I have a milking stool, and am not too far from……………..

wondering how quickly I can get to susie with a fur coat :)

(suddenly realising the piranhas are circling, gulping in abject fear)

and here was I in desparate need of ……………………

a little day dream about relocating to jen jen’s place so I can comment on office workers :)

(what cries in the fridge painfully?..sheesh you girls make it hard)

from the spilt milk that I found there, obviously deeply upset because…..

(and of course, you are all ladies, just with qualifications)

eyes (is this now an infinite loop)

cold, almost clammy, feeling; and then when I checked the fridge I noticed……………

me

when I realised the piranhaeel had left a nasty ………….

(ladies, that is a whole new thread, and I am not sure your sensitive ears should be exposed to it)

a young lady telling me her hiking boots have heels; my sort of girl :)

ayes

should I target shorter wales? where would I find one?

scrap of clothing…………. (OK there is an unfortunate event from my past creeping in here)

please, be so kind as to……………….

ok no snow made me smile cos I had to be at work early

dumbo

in my usual, “I have to be gentle but honest here”, sort of way……………