James54

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

So does everyone else, but that’s another story :wink:

You are the only one who laughs with me :(

Better one person who laughs with you than ten people who laugh at you :wink:

Its not the 10 that laugh, its the 100 who snigger :P

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

OK, well hot buttered toast with lemon curd gives me zing :P

How about pork pie and pickle

Depends on the pickle :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I have other things to make me zing all day :wink:

I think I can speak for Kenty here and say we are both agog and need to know more.

I think some things are for pm only :P

let us start with the non PM things

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I have other things to make me zing all day :wink:

I think I can speak for Kenty here and say we are both agog and need to know more.

I think some things are for pm only :P

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@jen_jen wrote:

Come in number 222, your time is up…

Should I come quietly for once

:shock: :-#

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Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

He was a rock, but his time had come

And they say size doesn’t matter….

That is why he had to go I am afraid. Plus you could almost see right through him.

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

He was a rock, but his time had come

And they say size doesn’t matter….

@James54 wrote:

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Friday will be my board-birthday

What are you getting me, jenbabe?

Well most one year olds can still fit into a babygro…

how about something in pink

@James54 wrote:

Friday will be my board-birthday

What are you getting me, jenbabe?

Well most one year olds can still fit into a babygro…

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

losing sleep

Losing sleep makes you smile? I guess it depends what made you lose the sleep… :?

twas wishful thinking, bonnie lass

:P

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Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets…

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@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get hold of I understand

@James54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

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Going south, across and up :lol:

Is there any other way?

Apparently yes, but I’m blonde :P

A natural then

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Going south, across and up :lol:

Is there any other way?

Apparently yes, but I’m blonde :P

@James54 wrote:

Paint guns and wine tasting

Together? could get kinda messy :D

Splat!

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

by permission…………

There was a young girl from the valleys
Who liked to check out how a pal is
She would give him a squeeze
From his ribs
To his knees
Taking care not to damage his phallus

Hey you changed it :lol:

SusieQ has delicate ears

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@James54 wrote:

Questioning the rules of gaming according to the Marquis of Sade, I think it was

:- :lol:

lodges an appeal with susieq