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    king_strongbow replied to the topic I'm pregnant! in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    Before anyone complains, I have been in chat room 2, my mind feels a little numb atm…

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    king_strongbow started the topic I'm pregnant! in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    Only joking, I am a guy  :yahoo:

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    king_strongbow started the topic I got scared earlier this morning… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    I was walking to the shops and this Asian girl started screaming at me 629 629, she had a friend with her, I said what is she on about, is that her mobile phone number or something, she said no, she wants sex tonight.  :rose:

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic RIP Daniel – Why Bullying Sucks in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 4 months ago

    Words are the most powerful weapon we possess, use them carefully:

    “In the same way, the tongue is a small part of the body, but it boasts of great things. Consider how small a spark sets a great forest on fire. The tongue is also a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s lif…[Read more]

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic A Motherly Love in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 4 months ago

    I love my mum, I mean misterq :)  :rose:

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 4 months ago

    It’s new in the sense that Joe Bloggs can now put Emma Watson’s face in a video if they wish to do so, that’s never been possible before.

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 4 months ago

    LOL, that was funny :)

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 4 months ago

    As per predicted, the sub-reddit has been taken down. Reason: Involuntary Pornography.

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic I met Linda at a chess congress, she made the 1st move… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    Ok Linda, I am white so I shall move first, my pawn is going to e4, you are black, you have the option of moving 10 pieces at the beginning, any of your 8 pawns, or either of your knights.

    Here is our board:

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    king_strongbow started the topic I met Linda at a chess congress, she made the 1st move… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    :rose:

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

    Wow, Linda, are you and Q not talking?  I hope you are OK.  :rose:

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    king_strongbow replied to the topic If we could turn back the hands of time in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

    Blessings, in the wink of an eye ;)

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    king_strongbow started the topic If we could turn back the hands of time in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsOPVCK745I

     

    :rose:

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    king_strongbow started the topic Nobody said it was easy… in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 4 months ago

    Nobody said it would be this hard (that’s what she said)…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A

     

    :rose:

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    king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see you again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

     

    :rose:

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    king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops
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    king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

    I’m not very good at poems:

    My sweetheart is a troll,
    She’s clearly on the dole,
    I love her as she has a beautiful hole,
    The end…

    Thanks  :rose:

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    king_strongbow started the topic Why does the penis insert the vagina… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    Our daughter was curious one day, the typical stuff, how are babies made! Babies are made when a mans penis (a cock) enters a woman’s vagina (a pussy), but mum last night you had daddy’s cock in your mouth, what is that for?  That’s for jewellery darling…

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    king_strongbow started the topic The lion, unprotected sex, and a umberella in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 4 months ago

    My wife got pregnant, we have always used protection, so we went to see a doctor:

    Me: Doctor my wife is pregnant, I have always used protection.
    Doctor: I will tell you a little story. There once was a hunter, he had a rifle, one day he went out with his umbrella by mistake. A lion approached, he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead.
    Me:…[Read more]

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    king_strongbow started the topic You're 1 in a Million in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 4 months ago

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