Jayne

MANCHESTER UNITED MEMBERSHIP

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to
become a fan of

MANCHESTER UNITED

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory
hunting c***s who can be seen around the country…[Read more]

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:roll: :shock: :lol:

Good Evening :lol:

I want snow! :evil:

18yr olds….Drum and Bass, RnB and Garage!

*shuts front door, and looks left and right for Willy*

see you along the road, and pay attention to obstacles on route, i aint got time to sit in a hospital :shock:

see you later x

:oops:
well come on then, im leaving in a minute, get following 8-[

OMG, you have got it bad :lol:

Didnt you see that bloke on telly that messed with his manhood, it ended up the size of a swollen haggis :shock: :lol:

:lol: i wouldnt call it gentle, more like the bells of big ben :shock:

:shock: Good Lord :shock:
aint you cold yet :roll:

Are you going to follow me to work :shock:

:shock: You must be stalking her next door then :oops: :x :lol:

Morning William
Are you stalking me :shock: [-o<

:P :- :-$

8) Never had a stalker

Good Morning All :D

:shock: Hello Peco

can i go now :shock:

Stiffler, i know a stiffler on another forum, could you be him :shock: