We used to call them toppers, had to top everything that you said.
I remember telling one topper that they’d been cleaning up a river close by me and that it was disgraceful what was coming out, that within an hour they had pulled out umpteen car tyres, a tractor tyre, 9 supermarket trolleys and it wasn’t as if we even had a supermarket less than a 15 minute drive away! Her reply? Oh that’s nothing, when they cleaned up the river near us they pulled out 3 BMWs, one brand new, a Merc and 4 other cars PLUS a Harley Davidson…and on she went, blissfully unaware that everyone around her was stifling laughter :lol:
And another time, several of the women were talking about their husband’s vasectomies and whether they’d had stitches and if so, how many. One lady was quiet, listened to the others, then said “My Tony had a terrible time with his vasectomy, he had to have 27 stiches”…cue hushed silence until someone said “Jeeeeeeesus, how big are his balls?” :lol: