jolly roger

erlings dads  er funny enough hes called alfie got his career ended by that brutal thug keane im sure hes aware

My reply to you Andy is I honestly don’t give a tuppenny fuck about trump he is inconsequential to me why can’t you do a thread about something else or are you incapable you ignoramanus

Family fortunes  I  do like it tbh not all the  rubbish things at the start all waving at the camera teeth as white as añ iceberg hi we are the adams family from Swansea we are very close knit some caĺl us weird but what’s wrong with us and the kids bouncing on a trampoline all day which we have had recently installed in our back yard oh hang on i…[Read more]

Just bypassing Linda and that what’s the score on the doors bird  a minute I will reply to st Andrew of trumpton first   no I can’t revive chat rooms 1 cos nobody listens to me anyway and look what happened to me when I single handed my tried to save the good ship pats chat it sank without trace I looked a proper   chump  but ok then how to save…[Read more]

Your mouth needs rinsing out with soap Andrew why do you keep swearing at Linda she’s 83 ffs what’s up with you do you get a kick out of shouting at old age pensioners

Nope Frank yes but denis no it was Patrick Campbell ha call herself a quiz hostess pah

bit of controversy going on about charlie chuckles being on our stamps one disgruntled employee was heard saying

yeh yeh ok im working on it but how the fuck am i supposed to get his ears in….well yeh on the size of a postage stamp

YEh call my buff bit posh tho wannit 10 bonus points if you can remember who the two captains were

clue.one had a stutter and the other one had a lisp

i was about 3 at the time when i first saw it so i turned round to me mam and dad and said youd think the bbc would choose better captains than this at least get somebody in who can talk english…[Read more]

bet youve just heard about it tommy you ultra stoned mongoose you

bet shes not even reading this i think shes being held hostage by some disgruntled ex jcer who she banned years ago

so im appealing to you dear hostage please let her go well i dont but fishys crying buckets aah

i bet its him innit he always said he fancied her dodgy fckr im also worried about roz hes had his eye on her as well please doa…[Read more]

i know youre completely incapable of doing boards le but surely you can use a phone

and postage stamps linds

ha that was funny i actually laughed for once i hope i havent cracked my face

anyway back off thread

1,so what did martin say at the group i dont know cos im not privvy to such illustrious parties

2,what were d

you doing skulking round amsterdam

Oh ps can we invìte moìst as weĺl

Ah funny you said that believe this or not it’s ùpto you but I was having a pint with Marty boĺox last night  I won’t do my usual stuff here’s how it went cos me and my phone hate each other. But suffice to say he’s not saying hes shutting the gaff he just wants more chat   hence just chàt oh he also said he wants more contribution from them mods…[Read more]

Yeh it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect like sir Andy of arsehole

Yeh yeh yeh Linda thanks but there’s no need to cancel the football was there. And coronation st completely ruined my weekend it as. What happened to good old Fashioned black arm bands.

Ah well at least her corgis won’t be acc anymoreused of pissing on the couch anymore