jolly roger

no man heres why

1 never trust a man who goes by the name of big  bri

2,kin middlesbro lol the smeggy fck ups/

erm theres no suspect packages in that hamper is there?

just wondering like

anyway im a bit sad you admitted it was you

i was hoping to at least have 9 guesses .

nobody would dare come round to mine with drink

id just mug en and say prove it  now fck off you deluded zombies

coming round here aasking me if id let some long haired hippy in

next thing he be doing is “here you are have you seen this trick

you get some fish and bread and you >>>>>>

oh just do one jesus worrever your name is seen it before…[Read more]

and dont let anybody hamper your progress.

lol no that wasnt me sounds a more doa thing

funny you should mention jehovas tho

two of them have just knocked on  my door and asked me if i would let jesus in?

i said he can but you 2 can fck right off

on the next issue of roofs r us

i shall be revealing the false storm coming scam

ok bob ty

well its a simple but efficient scam

simply find a couple of likely lads pair of scallies like

and say do you see that roof over there get me 3 slates off the roof

and bring em round  to mine,just put them behind the bush and i will give you 30 quid

likely lad 1″yeh but what if anybody sees us like”

me/bob “noyou dikslap do it at…[Read more]

aah come on bob im not having a “pop” at you

but words fail me the best i can come out with is

stop acting like a numpty on a stick

dont be dissing our ness shes alright sometimes

hey listen i dont know if i should say this but ………oh go on then sod it,im supposed to be meeting ness very soon after this covid thing in a cafe

now the last…[Read more]

getting back to thin cos he will lurrve it if its about him

this roofing scam is true

and i know how he does it ive done the same myself in the past tbh

but tbf i wont tell you how its done without bobs permish if he doesnt reply somebody else come in pretending you are thin ice

and say go on jols tell em then

aah,,,,oh wait,,,you cant do…[Read more]

o no no no it wasnt the majjestic kennington towers

shes far too posh for picnics

and not really  into nature

she would be “eww look a stripey stingy thing sitting on my  caviar sandwich come on bob  lets go and ps stop telling me that joke about do i know the difference between a chicken leg and a willy

its not funny anymore in fact it never was/

sorry i suppose you want the name of the fantastic spreader

but ive forgot who it was

like i say i only remember bits of it.

lol@ the picnic i remember that story

well bits of it

apparently puts on a very nice spread or something

the problem is with thin is he often boasts if you get into a hosts/guides bed you are sorted.

unbannable and all that carry on

well i woudnt know about that myself

,but what i do know is ness has obviously spurned his nauseous advances

so now hes playing limpy bob giving it all the wounded soldier bit ycmiu could you?

aaah shurrup ye auld woman go and peg some clothes

good points here  but the tracy quote 1 strike out worrabout if im off my head one night and just talk bollox by accident whats the score then just saying like

oh hey up look whos come out to play if it aint my auld buddy

ladies and gentlemen

if i may  intrude

ssh you lot at the back

may i present  LIMPY BOB who  some may know him as thin ice,i know him as a heartless thug who hits his love rivals over the head with frying pans

anywway i wonright im off laters,t carry on just yet

i havent really ne…[Read more]

hbudsy lofl ltns how are you?

having mine next friday,eek

ive just got this feeling,and i dont know why,but the boards are going to liven up very soon.