Quiz  shows esp deal or no deal

Its not really a quiz

Oh i know this is a red this I really think this a blue total bollox you know  fck all

 

Hang on I do like proper quizzes

 

 

So I will give you some classic answers that made me snortle

My mates who are too tight to pay a measly tenner to rejoin.

Women that say to me

I can read you like a book

No you can’t.

People who slam doors and punch walls.

Had 3o minutes of greensleeves last week on loudspeaker

I’ve got a cockatoo and they get angry

Started rattling the cage as if too say turn that barstard off

Ash I know what you mean moving on

Making a phone call and being put on hold having to listen to shit music

Proper winds me up

People who take their dog out for a walk and let it shit on the pavement and don’t pick it up(with a bag)

People who carry their mobiles in their hand like they are special

Just put in your pocket/bag you morons

Ok thanks for clearing that up

There’s no wind on the moon how come the flags blowing?

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