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hi east midlands GAL here
ive probably got the warmest duvet in europe
i could out tog anybody if i wanted to
but id rather call other regs liars cos i can cos im a secret mod.
hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen king
even tho im full off piss and wind
who can resist my gorgeous blue eyes
oh im another host hi
get this
went to a meet a bit back
had the munchies bought some chips
anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling
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right youve had my time now fck off
jaysus wept puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face
ffs ive left me chips on a car roof
barstard
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hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church
anyway bbl ive got a picnic to sort out
bloody hell with picnics and my fake jewelry
i dont know wether im coming or going tbh
hii love everybody i dont care if i disrupt any topic
just thought id tell you i love you all xoxoxoxox
bbl just need to put my buns in the oven
xoxoxox
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lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x
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lol right whos next?
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hi im a 70 year old tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors
but only cos i want my rigging fixed”
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” hi im 64 but still suffer from nosebleeds any advice”
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hi im dreyfer
heres how it went (i know i said no namesbut yanno )
me ” oh hi drafes ltns how you doingpal”dre yeh not bad musnt grumble you know
me “know what”?
dre “well its just my owner/master hes ok hes a good guy but he can see im dying to go out and yet he still keeps frantically typing on his keyboard talking nonsense i just dont know what to do anymore”
me ” aww bless dre come and move in to mine if you want”
dre “hhmm well i think about it but how do i just walk out on the sad lonely get”
me ” well i tell you what dre have a think about it and get back to me yeh”
dre ” ok i love you”
me ” love you to babes xx now put the phone down”
dre ” you put the phone down first”
me “no you ”
dre ” no you first”
me ” oh fck off click
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