[jolly roger]

omg yeh ive seen chubby brown at south pier

but im not doing any puns today

im still rather irate about these so called celebs

i give you  for an instance ok

im a very lonely boring useless waste of space man

my only treat in life is to get the tv mag on a saturday

and i say to myself(i have to cos theres nobody else there,well apart from archie but he iggies me and carries on doing his jigsaw)

oh pointless celeb special is on i might have a glimpse at that

and look the chase celeb special is on after thatdeffo getting a glance that one

but i always end up feeling deflated   celebs  ? never heard of em

i know more famous people that work at the pound bakery down the road than them.

 

 

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[jolly roger]

i tell you what i have noticed buddingtons your yellow pic is very clever its an optical illusion innit?

its like a budha but its also a thumbs up

you thought it was going to escape  my attention dintcha?oh you know that batman logo did my head in for years that

and oh forgot what im saying now soz bye

 

 

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[jolly roger]

hi east midlands GAL here

ive probably got the warmest duvet in europe

i could out tog anybody  if i wanted to

but id rather  call other regs liars cos i can cos im a secret mod.

[jolly roger]

hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen  king

even tho im full off piss and wind

who can resist  my gorgeous  blue eyes

[jolly roger]

oh im another host hi

get this

went to a meet a bit back

had the munchies   bought some chips

anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling

,

right youve had my time now fck off

jaysus wept  puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face

ffs ive left me chips on a car roof

barstard

 

 

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[jolly roger]

hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church

anyway bbl  ive got a picnic to sort out

bloody hell with picnics and my fake  jewelry

i dont know wether im coming or going tbh

[jolly roger]

hii love everybody  i dont care  if i disrupt any topic

just thought id tell you i love you all xoxoxoxox

bbl just need to put my buns in the oven

xoxoxox

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[jolly roger]

lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x

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[jolly roger]

lol right whos next?

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[jolly roger]

hi im a 70 year old  tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me  yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors

but only cos i want my rigging  fixed”

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