[kimmy]

Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn’t do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system

[kimmy]

You’re college girl drunk

Spring break, brings back all those no-memories doesn’t it? *Disclaimer : All characters depicted here are fictionnal and any resemblance to a real life situation is the fruit of hasard.
:D :shock: :D :)

[kimmy]

The Son of Sam (David Berkowitz)

In your high school yearbook you were probably voted “Most likely to go postal” weren’t you? Okay maybe not, but I doubt anyone really thought Berkowitz would either. Just try to keep a grip on reality. If the neighbor’s dog starts striking up conversations, it’s time for a vacation. Trust me.

:shock: :shock: :(

[kimmy]

Jelly Fish

You are a Jelly fish. You’re beautiful but dangerous. You glow and float and drift and have a weird way of breathing. Good for you *runs from you*

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[kimmy]

ACCEPTABLE

Your Grade: C. You are getting the idea

[kimmy]

Unnatural rainbow-ish color

A little confused are we? Maybe not, it’s very likely that you are simply into change and experimenting, and what better way than dying your hair crazy colors? :-D Have fun with life m’dear, don’t let anyone convince you to be normal or less unique. You’re fab the way you are!

[kimmy]

What are you?
Kousei

You’re a clever, self-obsessed supreme being. You are probably going to have lots of weirdly-named children like Harangue, and Viddidunk.

[kimmy]

:twisted: Tony blair

[kimmy]

You got 9 right! woohoo! :shock:

[kimmy]

THINGS can only get better

Howard Jones

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