king_strongbow

Hugs is a nice kind fella.

At the end of the day some of the trolls are just downright boring and repeat the same old crap.

Mizzy was mistaken for a beached whale on holiday – oh haha joke from like the 60’s.

Yeah I been harpooned many times bla bla.  May have been slightly funny back in the day when it was a novelty but now its just all very…[Read more]

Thank you Mister q for starting this thread and thank you to everyone for leaving messages :) xxxx

On sofa with  coffee.

Starter avocado prawns or pate with redcurrant jelly with glass of water.

Main t bone steak rare to medium rare with jacket potatoes onion rings and cream mushroom sauce and large glass of white wine as red is too strong for me.

Dessert has to be cheeseboard as I don’t have a sweet tooth.

Its OK if you cut all the crap off lol. Rather chewy and in some parts inedible lol

Leaving today

Charles mansuns dead.The family have been notified ……

Tirer and nervreeps? Predictive text dont you love it

Won’t be answering door regardless

Pfft

Cruise was cancelled so we got a bus them ferry to gozo.

Downstairs barman just now asked me what room I’m in – is he planning on dropping me off more soap abd towels or is that my cue for me sexy see through knigtie or was When he trying to snog ne earlier he was tirer and meet his nervreeps

I once bumped into arnie in London delighted I ran up to him it was this time of year got a bit tounge tied I said is xmas your fave Christian festival arnie? oh no he laughed ithastobeeasterbaby he said

Got a lot to say lately phil why don’t you chuck your hat into the ring for the guides job. Chuck out anyone for womanising swearing drinking getting details under false pretences which is actually fraud phil.Guys whatever you do don’t try making idle chit chat with one of phils squeezes I spoke to one of phils women once I swear to god I thought…[Read more]

I am born again virgin and keeping legs closed for Christmas, only gobble gobbling will be from the turkey before Bernard gets his chopper out.

That’s if Bernards still alive.

Sorry didn’t mean the sexual undertones of gobbling and choppers, its been a while.

I’m sure you can kind of relate.

No and no

Lol

Awful music here.  No let’s not twist again like we did last summer let’s never ever twist ever again and ban that song from ever being played until I’m dead.

Im also not ringing your bell even if you have ‘survived’ walking five hundred miles just to get to my door, never asked you to and eileen can bugger off too dont come on in my direction.