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Popped into F3 last evening after struggling to get pain under control all day, the place was absolutely buzzing with panicstricken people saying they had tried all day to get in.

must admit whether rightly or wrongly it made me giggle a bit. (or was that the painkillers).

arghhhhhhhhhh!

people who turn the corner of book pages down. grrrrrrrr use a sodding bookmark for goodness sakes

right so far I’ve mentioned the ironing board and the teapot…….. the following year I got………….wait for it………..

a carpet sweeper

oh the romance of it all lol

awww give it a cuddle  you rotten sod

An ironing board, first Christmas present from my ex husband first year we were married.

didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

following year I got a teapot…… can you see a pattern emerging lol?

Being labelled a bully, because all other attempts to run me out of F3 have failed.

Couple of my favourites

and my son still drives me mental with this every year!

and to find……

Don’t tar us all with the same brush purleeeeeeeeese!

if anyone went near my hammer drill or any of my other tools including my hex keys , id poke em in the eye! I have the greatest respect for tools  tyvm.

We have to check SHR, because as you well know when a woman says to a man “can you” …..whatever, whether it be bins planted bulbs, emptied the dishwasher etc (you pick), we all know men will say yes,  but then rarely actually do it, why? because there is a vast difference male brain wise to “can you” and “have you” or “will you do that…[Read more]

Congratulations to you both Laney, may I wish you perfect happiness and love on your journey together

xx

This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you’ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It’s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and han…[Read more]

Because…….. my dear we know men are logical thinkers and will work it out eventually, women? well, we’re emotional thinkers, we just get on with it lol