laine1

stone cold heart? music never touched you or brought back a memory? glad I’m not like that

what do you call a crate of ducks?

a box of quackers

and another thing……….. nah just kidding lol

people forget that even the next day you can still be under the influence of drink too.

or on pills which say do not drive.

Safety first, if you don’t value  your own life , then think of the ones you don’t know, who you could kill!

Having a giggle with my daughter lol lol

we’re totally mad yknow… doesn’t take much for us to fall about laughing. at least after 42 years of practise she “gets” my humour

Grumpy people shopping at the time of goodwill to all men ( other genders are widely available).

some right sour faces around the local shop bleating on about not being able to get what they want…….. suggestion. get it sooner.

on the flip side I had a whole vast queue singing Deck the Halls lol almost everyone joined in too apart from some…[Read more]

It most certainly was cheeky sod! (him not you) I can only suggest he stops going to bad pubs for food

I agree Arc he has but my gawd he cant half cook! and yeppers you digress I don’t mind lol

I’m Wiccan, and today is Yule. (Winter Solstice)

History of Yule
Many cultures have winter festivals that are in fact celebrations of light. In addition to Christmas, there’s Hanukkah with its brightly lit menorahs, Kwanzaa candles, and any number of other holidays. The Pagan holiday called Yule takes place on the day of the winter solstice,…[Read more]

Two words………. Tom Kerridge (Michelin starred pub food)

Twas VAST!

Making the checkout guy laugh…… was buying some Christmas shopping and asked……. do you sell partridges, he said would you like me to ask? I said yes please but also check they have a pear tree for it to sit in because I appear to have bought everything else except a partridge in a pear tree. the Queue behind me erupted into laughter…[Read more]

What do you call and underground train full of professors?

A tube of smarties

My local for years, although don’t frequent it much now I’m alone, I know the management and the chef personally. the food it top quality for a chain (albeit a small chain)

I had my wedding reception there, and  my son  always takes his staff there for a Christmas meal.  it must be good because they come all the way from 25 miles away.

I take fr…[Read more]

sitting in F3 watching the usuals ripping into eachother while I ate my lunch

go have a cuddle with your husband Blossom it might make you smile

This is a lighthearted thread for fun…. please don’t ruin it with the bickering , thank you