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    tinks replied to the topic A joke in the board Chat forum three boards 13 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Brains a overrated in JC

    I love it when you post dahlinks :D

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    rubyred replied to the topic REAL MEN in the board Chat forum three boards 14 years ago

    @A.Groanup wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Us real men just know

    Thank God.

    Someone finally, despite all the overflowing and instantly forgettable excrement that abounds in this place ( typed by those who daily proclaim their pre-eminent qualifications to expel such detritus from their rear ends),

    actually granted valuable seconds…

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    tinks replied to the topic Obesity in the board Chat forum three boards 14 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Fat women are fine . . its fat mouths that boil my urine

    nicely put :lol:

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    tinks replied to the topic Action of the Day in the board Chat forum three boards 14 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    counts too 2

    lancs dahlinks………..haven’t seen you posting for a long time :D

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    Tatler replied to the topic Idiot sightings in the board Jokes and humourous links 15 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    As anyone else noticed,every incident happened wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down South…..just a Northern observation thats all. :shock: :lol:

    In all the years that i have been driveing not 1 accident have i had , however i was hit
    at the trafic lights ( lights being red ) from behind . The man got out came to see if i was
    ok and i…[Read more]

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    lancsman48 replied to the topic mugged in the board Jokes and humourous links 16 years ago

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

    BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

    Don’t get it :roll:

    If only i could speak Sarf

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    sarah_1 replied to the topic mugged in the board Jokes and humourous links 16 years ago

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

    BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

    Don’t get it :roll:

    PMSFL Kenty !!!!!!! :lol: *wipes coffee off screen walls etc Omg coffee even came down me nose* :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Thanks…[Read more]

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    kent f OBE replied to the topic mugged in the board Jokes and humourous links 16 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

    BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

    Don’t get it :roll:

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    jen_jen replied to the topic Mood changes of JC3 in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    I wonder, when they pretend to be women in chat rooms do you think they like dressing the part too? hehe :lol:

    Adjusts suspender belt

    Sprays coffee at the screen…Lancs you’ve shattered my illusions :lol:

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    WooHoo replied to the topic Limericks.. in the board Off topic chat 16 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Mary had a little lamb ……the doctor was amazed.

    That Mary kept him all wrapped up, with lettuce and mayonnaise.

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    bev replied to the topic Photo Gallery in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    @Catmanblue wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @kentlass19 wrote:

    the biggest bunch of tw@ts n tarts….but i luvs em

    ROGUES GALLERY OF YESTERYEAR

    thanks a fookin bunch lancs… :evil: and yes i was the one at a party wearin me sons hat and me mates dads glasses…………….. :oops: :oops: :oops:

    where are they…

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    Bad Manners replied to the topic Anyone watching the Tennis? in the board The locker room 17 years ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    I noticed the first “Britain” has progressed to the next round.

    Her name is Elena Baltacha, born in the Soviet Union. :?

    Comes from Edmonton now I think?

    I was trying to work out her accent earlier, I thought I heard scottish in there, must be the…

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    PATS replied to the topic Andy Rooney (CBS) in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    22 hey you say the nicest things PATS

    i’ll remember that nxt time u nudge me ar/seholed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    waspish replied to the topic Company Policy in the board Getting serious 17 years ago

    @Pete wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    this unbelievable but true……

    Can you imagine working for a company with little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics…

    29 have been accused of spouse abuse
    7 have been arrested for fraud
    9 have been accused of writing dodgy cheques
    17 have directly/indirectly banhrupted…

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    sharongooner replied to the topic justchat or youtube in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Shazza said…..

    And PB… feck off you old git and leave us ladies alone :twisted:

    Ladies,ladies did you say ladies?????[/quote]

    I did say ladies.

    Does one have a problem with one being a lady? :shock: :lol:

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    JohnBoy25 replied to the topic Has JC enriched or blighted your life? in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    its defence not the americanism defense,just so you know for future ref john

    Must’ve been having a yank moment :lol:

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    prettypink replied to the topic The Wine Rack in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @waspish wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    Baileys & Cont-rue (Cant spell ) that word… but its Bloody Gorgas!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Cointreau pinky write it down

    lol…ok, it wouldnt come out on me spell checker, cheers for that. :P

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    Pebbles replied to the topic My fantasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Jokes and humourous links 17 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    1 man can do that and then be bored 23hrs a day ffs

    you get bored even while you sleep?? :shock:

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    Bad Manners replied to the topic Leeds point deduction in the board The locker room 17 years ago

    @R.O.T.T wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    Geez get some prospective,its only footballfor pete’s sake.

    supposing the aforementioned is foresaken

    What the hell does that mean? :?

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    Dawny replied to the topic Photo Gallery in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @kentlass19 wrote:

    the biggest bunch of tw@ts n tarts….but i luvs em

    ROGUES GALLERY OF YESTERYEAR

    OMG ive like met 9 ppl on there! :lol:

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