Langstraat

Not if you’re posh it ain’t

See, Santa Claus does exist.
Pat Butcher will never seem the same. :wink:

Think I had a lucky escape even on a Mac.

Yo PB,

Never expected you to answer so quickly and without having further fun at my expense;
I’m not sure whether i could have resisted dragging it out for a few days. :P
Guess you’ve just done what a forum host should do eh; looked after the members interest like a guardian angel (excuse while I’m sick) Now I know that others may think that PB…[Read more]

Well,

I fell for it PB, followed the instruction to the letter. Damn good wheeze eh. Thought about the fun I’d have at work after the holidays and all those other opportunities with friends and families…………………………………….and then realised I didn’t know how to change it back………………………………………ffs.…[Read more]

The equinox.
21st December the best day of the year.
The days start to get longer after today yippee

Didn’t wish to correct you Cath just inform.

When I need correction I know a lady in Cheltenham who deals with that.

Cath,

If you dial now I think you’ll find the talking clock is a fella unless it’s Mariella Frostrup with laryngitis.

There are two voices, one male one female; well you couldn’t expect them to keep that going for 24 hours could you?

Don’t no what you mean Cath
he sounds like the guy from the talking clock to me.
Tel.123

I’ve never been the same after printing the Janet Reger catologue in 1979.

sharongooner

“suspender belt”

I do wish you’d refrain from saying that sort of thing on this site.
You have no idea how it inflames one’s desires; or maybe you do!

Many thanks to PATS for this, its brill.
Try it yourself.

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=17342070

Wow,
What a smashing find, I’ll be using this one PATS to send my Christmas greeting (or otherwise)

Barf buckets? fgs lets not start with them, that’s a whole new topic which I may cover later.
:wink:

Irony; you either get it or you don’t.

You’ve obliviously managed but if you want an alternative application try:
Imageshack it works well and you can do slideshows as well.

Just as many of us susspected couldn’t have been a real blonde otherwise you’d still be stuck.

Makes you realise the Pandora’s boxes we open when we indulge in the freedom that chatrooms allow us.
Take care.

Yeah I think i did too :wink: it doesn’t matter though eh there’s bound to be some who haven’t seen it :P

Oh PATS I really expected something original from you and not a copy of the email I got on Friday :wink: :lol:

PATS,

Hey,

You saying it didn’t happen exactly as stated?
Do you need a photo of the imprint of Mrs. Janoski’s rubber glove on my squashed member? :wink:

‘O ye of little faith’

sharongooner,

Bout time you were where you belong.

Wrapped up in a warm bed?

Hey is someone trying stealing my identity? I’ve seen this sort of thing on Crime Watch that nice Nick Ross explained how it can happen, anyway, if anyone has any doubts whether they’re talking to the real Langstraat just ask him the name of his dog.
That’ll prove his identity. :wink:

Don’t have nightmares……………..