Langstraat

@Langstraat wrote:

…she came in wearing her favourite paisley Mary Quant look a like, a bit like Cathy McGowan, but accessible.

:lol:

@Langstraat wrote:

Morning Cath,

I have a couple options for you to consider:

http://www.practicalaction.org
This helps to provide a family with a ‘Donkey Plough’ suitable for a donkey to pull it efficiently.

http://www.christianaid.org.uk

‘How to recycle a Goat’ an interesting project which provides a family with loan for a goat, they have to milk from the…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Cath

I’ll come back to you tomorrow with the details we do that sort of thing at work instead of giving corporate gifts to people who don’t need then

thank you lang xxx nanite im off to bed lol work tommorow xxx

@Langstraat wrote:

Cath,

I’ll wait and see whether anybody else has problems opening the link before removing it. Sometimes, depending on the browser used you may have to copy and paste instead of clicking. It’s strange that it shows the motor bike on the title heading and not the text,
oh hum.

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@Langstraat wrote:

My dearest Sharon,

Thank you for your kind felicitations I hope you enjoy the story. As is my wont I do sometimes go on and on as is the case here. A statement of fact and in no way an apology.

If you enjoy it and wish to read more I kindly direct you to another I posted for UGO’s attention; I haven’t received any feedback from…

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@Langstraat wrote:

Sharon,

“Dribble on me” I dont think so.

Peeved,

I said Jason King he of Cottageing Fame

*hands Langy her wooden spoon*

:wink:

@Langstraat wrote:

Me Lurkin!

Madam, you jest I have no need to lurk I stand proud,
well most mornings I do.

langstraat your siggy is freaky!!!! brrrrrrrr xxx

@Langstraat wrote:

Me Lurkin!

Madam, you jest I have no need to lurk I stand proud,
well most mornings I do.

mayhap i shall pounce on u later then. 8)

@Langstraat wrote:

sharongooner,

Father please forgive me for I cannot tell a lie. :shock:

It’s true I signed in with another name but when you have a dual personality it seemed unfair to deny my alta ego the delights of forum fun. Its difficult enough that he has to follow me round all day without suffering for my indiscretions. After all he…

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@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told ya dant i you sound like a bloke :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8)

Pinches pats nipples to make her talk a lil higher :twisted: :wink:

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@PATS wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told ya dant i you sound like a bloke :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8)

Pinches pats nipples to make her talk a lil higher :twisted: :wink:

@Langstraat wrote:

Hey, don’t you dare concede to peer pressure, leave the tash on; its reminiscent of Jason King and guaranteed to tickle one’s fancy. 8)

twirls her tash and smirks at chess. :D :D

@Langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@fastcars wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

Difficult choice to make both candidates have merits, Catz haz a nice name and stylistic Avatar whilst Ruby has a name I don’t like (it brings back too many memories) and an Avatar reminiscent of a sign outside a bar where people of weak wrist muscles may frequent (not that thats a bad thing you understand). So,…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

correctamondo

next

Jeremy Clarkson and Mrs Bucket

bill wyman?

@Langstraat wrote:

Mary,

You lost me there. My reference to The Damned was a half hearted attempt to add to Alan’s postings about not being a fan of a swearing group. The only group I could think of with a swear word (damn) was ‘The Damned’ bit feeble I’m sure you’ll agree but it was late when I posted it. :roll:

well there ya go… ive informed…[Read more]

@Langstraat wrote:

The Damned?

oh rite im think im with ya now, we have a choice of 5 for the Damned, Cpt Sensible, Oxymoron, West, Pinch and Vanian….!!

@Langstraat wrote:

correctamondo

next

Jeremy Clarkson and Mrs Bucket

@Langstraat wrote:

Another go?

LMAO, who the feck is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? :?: :?:

@Langstraat wrote:

I’m sure you’ve all a tale to tell about this topic; let me tell you about my latest:

I’ve had some time off to help my daughter and boyfriend move into their first house. It’s an end Terrace almost 100 years old with high ceiling etc. I bought them a bedroom suite, they choose it from IKEA and although not to my taste they were…

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