lil fek

NOT GUILTY….lol that is just so wrong!

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

A Forget Me Not of course lol

Are you going to bid for Michael Jackson’s underwear, on eBay, tomorrow?

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy both correct so you will have to share the points…..half a point each hahaha

A woman said, “I’m Mrs. Robinson”. A man, overhearing her said, “That’s funny, so am I”. Both were telling the truth. There was nothing unusual about the man. How could his claim be true?

Sprinkle everyone with pixie dust and make them all happy.

Which horror movie charactor would you be?

Guilty….waste not want not lol

Do you pick up hitchhikers?

You aren’t greedy, but you don’t really deprive yourself either. You strike a good balance with the stuff you buy.

You are a very thrifty person. You don’t like to waste money… or food.

You are a very adventurous person. You love to try new things, and you get bored very easily.

You are responsible, together, and mature. You act like an…[Read more]

Not a shooting star…but done that and watched the northern lights.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Not guilty.

As an adult, have you ever hit someone?

Gawd Esme I didn’t realise it was so long lol I thought it was just ” After all, tomorrow is another day!”

A florist uses their own logic to set their prices. They charge 16p for a rose, 42p for a nasturtium, and 29p for a jonquil. Using the same logic how much is a tulip?

Their not????? The things you learn on here!

Gender doesn’t really matter to me lol

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

Cos he is pretty and I like him.

Hahahahah youre way too good for me…………….I need to google but in the meantime a trivia question……………what is the last line in Gone with the Wind?

Mary’s father has five daughters…………….Nana, Nene, Nini and Nono..what is the name of the fifth daughter?

Youuuu guys….. :oops: :oops: :oops:

Ok ..it had better be worth a pm.

That’s ok Pipsta…if we ever need to we can go to AA online together, although, last time I was there I was banned hahaha…sweet dreams darlin xxx

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr you are correct and I thought that was a good one!

I’m going to find a really, really hard one now.

Too damn early Pip…I shall have to start sooner lol Nitey nite xxxxxx

So I’m born again FMN yeee-haw…how long before brain cells renew?

Ha! one thousand points to me.

I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard! (like your last joke hahahaha)